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Sunday, May 01, 2011

OBAMA TO SPEAK AT 10:30 PM- BIN LADEN KILLED

AND NOW AT 10:47 PM WE CAN REPORT THE PRESIDENT WILL ANNOUNCE THAT AS A RESULT OF A US OPERATION OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS BEEN KILLED.

MONDAY MORNING UPDATE: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton just gave a short speech/statement that was the best of her career. Very Churchillian. We have never been big fans of her, but she was superb this morning.



BREAKING.

President Obama will address the nation tonight (Sunday night) at approximately 10:30 PM. For those of you still up, stand by for more details.

UPDATE: NBC REPORTS THAT THE PRESIDENT WILL BE SPEAKING ABOUT A "GRAVE AND SERIOUS CIA OPERATION" THAT TOOK PLACE OVERSEAS.

More as soon as we know it. There is something about this we really don't like. We are bracing ourselves for the worst? An attempted attack of some sort? We shall see.

OK MORE NOW: AN INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN INVOLVING OSAMA BIN LADEN.
Hopefully some CIA agent put a grenade up his ass and pulled the pin.




23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shumie Time for the CIA!!!! They bagged Bin Laden. Well done chaps! Well done indeed.

New Yorker said...

US has bin laden's body. They should hang it from the Empire State Building and let the crows pick is apart.

FAKE GARY BUSEY said...

Does that mean no CELEBRITY APPRENTICE tonight at 10pm?

TRUMP is going to say this is retribution from the administration. I am suspicious and need to see the long form DEATH CERTIFICATE for Bin Laden....

Obama's message to England said...

Here one for when you update your blog.

http://i.imgur.com/1ZtvR.jpg

Anonymous said...

They should have put Bin Laden's body in a gibbet in New York Harbor, like the English used to do with the bodies of dead pirates.

Anonymous said...

Bad week for the Birthers

The Straw Buyer said...

The raid was tweeted as it was happening.

newbie said...

I'm a bit confused. Does this Obama/ Osama thing affect CINCO DE SHUMIE? Is it on or is it canceled?

Please advise.

newbie said...

I'm a bit confused. Does this Obama/ Osama thing affect CINCO DE SHUMIE? Is it on or is it canceled?

Please advise.

no worries said...

Hillary Clinton is scheduled to address the press. Her office is reporting at 9;30 am that she will assure the nation that CINCO DE SHUMIE will not be canceled and Americans should fully participate in their local celebrations.

Anonymous said...

Why is Chef at the Kosher Meatball such an A-hole?

From the Office Of Mr. Justice Milton Hirsch said...

From: Chief Information Officer, Office of Mr. Justice Milton Hirsch.

RE: OBL

On Friday April 29, 2011, acting in his formal capacity as a Judge of the 11th Judicial Circuit in and for Miami Dade County, Florida, Mr. Justice Milton Hirsch gave, through the application of his formal signature, his approval to the mission to find and kill Osama Bin Laden.

Mr. Justice Milton Hirsch will address the nation this afternoon.

fake former judge said...

The news is full of references to Al Queda franchises. Where can I get in on one of those? How much does it cost to become a franchisee? Are there yearly conventions in Vegas?

What gives?

SHUME DE JFK said...

From Clinton's statement today:

"Let the word go forth to friend and foe alike, that we will pay any price and bear any burden to ensure CINCO DE SHUMIE proceeds as planned this week."


Whew. Inspiring words.

Henry Wadsworth shumiefellow said...

Better to have drank tequilla and thrown up at Cinco de Shumie than never to have drank tequilla and thrown up at all.

Anonymous said...

rumpole, who is attending the cinco-de shumie-party?

Anonymous said...

shumie for old tymers--

Dennis: Can turn a gray sky blue.
Melvin: I can make it rain, whenever I wanted to.
Oh, I
Eddie: I can build a castle from a single grain of sand.
Paul: I can make a ship sail, uh, on dry land.
Dennis: But my life is incomplete and I'm so blue.
'Cause I can't get next to you.


-This is what shumie calls music

Anonymous said...

It's shumie time con cinco de shumie.

Anonymous said...

The Heat are White Hot! Whatchu got Rumpy?

Anonymous said...

9:44: Chef isn't an ahole, he is merely a liberal who thinks that bin Laden deserves "due process" and then life in prison. I am sure that his "rabbi", or whomever his spiritual advisor is, would be sorely disappointed in his analysis.

Ask KosherMeatball what the Torah says about taking another's life. I do believe that as long as bin Laden had the ability to plan and fund others' deaths, the Torah would call his killing permissible or excusable. If bin Laden was targeting Jews, his death would be mandatory according to the Torah.

It would be idyllic (albeit a bit boring) to live in a world in which everyone behaved themselves; there was no premarital sex; everyone would die of natural causes; and all religions were friendly with one another. But, since we don't, we have to make the best of the situation.

As for the claim of moral authority. moral authority is another utopian concept that went out the window with the content of the chamber pot. It doesn't exist, and it is doubtful that it ever existed. What one person deems immoral, another may deem moral. Against whose standards shall a claim of moral authority be judged?

I for one am sorry that a life had to be taken in this instance, but if ever there was a guy that deserved it........And I am happy he is gone.

mikal said...

Is the cinco de shumie party at the justice building? Is there a costume contest? Should we have our favorite DUI attorney on speed dial or will they be there too?

Anonymous said...

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/maria_tellez_wanted_for_fatall.php

merely five weeks ago Judge Seraphin gave this woman 250 community service hours and 6 months ignition interlock.........

Anonymous said...

I understand that the TRIALMASTER was one of the Navy Seals who was involved in the raid......