Wednesday, January 16, 2019


Based on our 30+ years of experience, and this is just a guess, but you probably cannot get access to see your client until the fire is put out. 

First, this breaking news: FDC is CLOSED Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. No attorney visits. Nada. The reason? Not the Government shutdown but because TB- a highly communicable disease- has been discovered. 

Second: Would you rather lose your precious parking privilege at lot 26, which hasn't issued a new permit since Ted Mastos was sitting on the bench with his best pal The Mouse 🐭... OR 

Would you rather lose your REGJB "skip the line" Disney Fast Pass and wait in line for a security check with Hoi Poloi? 

Take our new poll. 

Let's a pick a good nick-name for the mall rising across from the aforementioned Lot 26. Here are a few starters:
"Sy Gaer Square";  "Janet Reno River Walk";  

Monday, January 14, 2019



(More Breaking News on the 3rd DCA below).


A few minutes ago, before a large crowd of friends and family gathered at the Scheck Hillel Community School in Aventura, Governor Ron DeSantis announced the second of three Supreme Court appointments. Last week he stood at The Freedom Tower and appointed 3rd DCA Judge Barabar Lagoa to the court to replace Justice Fred Lewis. That seat was reserved for someone who was a resident of the state’s Third Appellate District. Today, Gov. DeSantis’ selection is for one of the two remaining "at large" seats.

Judge Robert Luck graduated from North Miami Beach High School and he still lives in the area with his wife and two children. He graduated from UF undergrad (BA, 2000) and UF Law in 2004; (Editor in Chief of the Law Review). He then clerked for Chief Judge Ed Carnes of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals before joining Greenberg Traurig where he worked in their appellate section. In 2008 he became an AUSA, and he was assigned to the Appeals, Major Crimes, and Economic Crimes Sections, spending five years there. In 2013, Gov. Scott appointed him to the Circuit Court. He won a full six year term in 2016 when he defeated Yolly Roberson (54% - 46%). He spent a total of four years on the Circuit Court bench presiding in the Criminal, Civil, and Appellate Divisions. In March of 2017, Scott elevated him to the 3rd DCA. Justice Luck completes his meteoric rise in the Florida state court system with his appointment to the state’s highest court.

For anyone that has ever applied to the judiciary in the State of Florida, you know that the application asks you to describe "significant cases" you have handled in your career (as a lawyer or on the bench). In Luck's application,  he described what happened to him during a 2015 hearing concerning the prosecution of a defendant charged with Battery of a person over the age of 65:

" ... the defendant rushed up from his seat and jumped at me. He and I tumbled down the steps of the bench, and as I was laying on the floor, (he) was on top of me, punching my head. "My bailiff eventually ripped (him) off of me. I got up, dusted off my robe, fixed my chair, which had been knocked down, took my place on the bench, and dictated what had happened into the record. I then entered an order recusing myself from the case.

Despite the bleeding and bruising, I declined medical attention and refused to file a worker’s compensation claim. Hearing about the incident in Tallahassee, then-Chief Justice Jorge Labarga wrote me this note: ‘I want to commend you for the professionalism you displayed in handling what must have been a very disturbing situation. Your coolness and understanding was exemplary."

In Luck’s remarks today, he closed with a Jewish prayer and stated that he hoped that pray would guide him for the next 35 years on the bench; Luck is only 39 years old and with the constitutional amendment passing in 2018 allowing judges to serve until age 75, that would be possible.

Gov. DeSantis has one remaining appointment on the high court, and that name will come from one of the other nine JNC nominees that include:

Couriel, John Daniel,
Gerber, Jonathan D.,
Grosshans, Jamie Rutland,
Kuntz, Jeffrey T.,
Kyle, Bruce,
Muñiz, Carlos Genaro
Osterhaus, Timothy D.
Salario, Samuel J., Jr.
Singhal, Anuraag

THIRD DCA .......

Updating my post in the Comments section from last week concerning the subject, on Thursday, January 10, 2019, 3rd DCA Judge Kevin Emas was unanimously elected as Chief Judge of the 3rd, replacing Justice Barbara Lagoa, who had taken over as the Chief on January 1, 2019. Lagoa was named to the Florida Supreme Court by Gov. DeSantis on January 8th.  With the naming of Judge Luck today, the 3rd DCA now has two new open seats. We expect the JNC to announce their request for Applications shortly.  Judge Emas began his career on the bench in 1996 with his appointment by Gov. Chiles to the County Court bench. In 2001, Gov. Bush appointed Emas to the Circuit Court.  Finally, in 2010, Gov. Crist appointed Judge Emas to his current seat on the 3rd DCA.  Emas will serve as Chief Judge until June 30, 2021. Judge Ivan Fernandez becomes the Chief-Judge Elect.

(Our apologies for Rumpole for posting over his Monday morning post entitled "Gavels Up", which you can read just below this post).




That annual bacchanalia known as "Judge's School" is in session this week somewhere in the weeds of small town Florida. So if you're looking for your favourite new judge, s/he's gone this week:

Instructor: "Gavel in left hand, and....repeat after me "DENIED" and ….no Judge Smith, first say "DENIED" and then bang the gavel because otherwise the noise of the gavel hitting the bench may obscure yall's  ruling. Try again. Raise the gavel just a few inches off the desk, say 'DENIED" in a firm voice- try and convey that y'all know what you're doing-  and then a sharp tap...not too hard, y'all be saying denied a lot and you don't want to snap the head of the gavel too soon."

[a Judge raises his hand]

Instructor: "You...from Mi-am-AH... y'all got a question?"

Judge XYZ: "Well, what if, umm...we grant a motion?"

[Laughter breaks out throughout the class room]

Instructor: "Settle down, settle down y'all. Well sir, that's a mighty good question you be'in from Mi-Am-AH and all...See in this here parts of the country we don't do a whole lot of judgen wheres we grant a motion a whole bunch. Sayin yes to a lawyer is as useful as feathers on a pig in these here parts...but Ah know y'all do it a bit different in Mi-Am-AH, and if y'all gonna grant somethin it's best y'all just say it quickly an then move on to getting back to judgin and denying motions and such."

Now of course Rumpole has no idea what really happens at judges' school. It's sort of like when they pick a pope. It's not open to the public and you don't hear anything about it unless someone gets loaded and is arrested skinny dipping in the hotel pool at 3 am. And when that happens they're usually from Broward so it's no surprise. We're all for education, and the proof of the pudding is in the tasting, so we will just wait and see until the judges  return, still wet behind the ears, and eager to jump into court and change the world. 

Meanwhile in federal court, as the sands of funding quickly runs out, do not expect the toilet paper rolls to be re-filled in the bathroom, or to have paper cups with the water pitcher in the courtroom. And if you see your favourite courtroom deputy at the Starbucks downtown, pick up the tab for the cup-a-joe and help a federal worker through these tough times. The real fact of the matter is a majority of under-paid federal workers live paycheck to paycheck and simple things like keeping the lights on and feeding their kids have become a whole lot harder while that moron in DC blabbers about sticking steel slats into the ground. 

From occupied America, where the cracks are starting to appear, the FBI counterintelligence division is investigating the president and the backbone of the federal work force is suffering, fight the power. 

Friday, January 11, 2019

Hello’s & Goodbye’s to Judges at the Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building .....



Round and round they go, and where they stop only The Captain knows. Now you know too. Several readers have emailed and commented asking for the Judicial Rotations for 2019. Ask no further, for here is the list, hot off the presses. Please note that, according to our sources, "we expect some changes in the coming days, so please stay tuned for updates".

Hello to:

Judge Betsy Alvarez-Zane
Judge Michael Barket
Judge Lizzet Martinez
Judge Kristy Nunez
Judge Thomas Rebull (from Circuit Civil)
Judge Eleane Sosa-Bruzon
Judge Jacqueline Woodward

Goodbye to:

Judge Cristine Bandin
Judge Michelle Barakat
Judge Gordon Murray
Judge Martin Zilber (to Circuit Civil)


Abreu, Milena           NEW HIA County Civil 01

Alvarez-Zane, Betsy     NEW REG 609 County Criminal A

Areces, Ramiro    From: NDJC 205 County Civil; To: 06 CHC 2327 DV 51

Arzola, Antonio   From: DCC 1401 CA 24 To: DCC 1017 CA 24

Bandin, Cristine       From: REG 510 County Criminal C; To: CHC 2122 DV 53/M88

Barakat, Michelle     From: REG 508 County Criminal E; To: DCC 524 County Civil 02

Barket, Michael           NEW REG 510 County Criminal C

Blumstein, Mark      From: REG 322 CF 17; To: REG 223 CF 17

Bokor, Alex          From: DCC 310 County Civil 04 To: DCC 1401 CA 13 (County to Circuit)

Brinkley, Tanya      From: CHC 2820 DV 53/M88; To: DCC 309 County Civil 04

Capote, Betty           From: REG 507 County Criminal B; To: REG 507 County Criminal F

Colodny,Yvonne     From: CHC 1120 CP 05; To: CHC 1123 CP 05

Cruz, Laura         From: NDJC 217 County Civil 04; To: CHC 2820 DV 55

Cuervo, Raul        From: NDJC 207 County Criminal A; To: NDJC 205 County Criminal A

Del Rio, Vivianne     NEW MDCC 13348 D001,J001, FCJ101

Dimitris, Jason        From: MDCC 14321 D001, J001, FCJ101; To: MDCC 14321 FC203, D203, J203

Figarola, Rosa        From: MDCC 14356 FC203, D203, J203; To: CHC 1116 CP 03

Guzman, Carlos      From: CG 1-7 County Civil 04; To: DCC 412 CA 04 (County to Circuit)

Jean, Lody               NEW NDJC 207 County Civil 06

Lehr, Myriam        From: NDJC 206 County Civil 01; To: NDJC 217 County Civil 01

Lopez, Carlos          NEW MDCC 14356 D002,J002, FCJ102

Marrero, Yery         NEW MDCC 13357 D011,J011, FCJ011

Martinez, Lizzet     NEW REG 505 County Criminal D

Moore, Natalie       NEW NDJC 206 County Civil 02

Muir, Celeste       From: CHC 1116 CP 01; To: CHC 1120 CP 01

Murray, Gordon    From: REG 505 County Criminal D; To: NDJC 210 County Civil

Nunez, Kristy      NEW REG 500 County Criminal B

Pooler, Teresa     From: MDCC 13348 D009, J009, FCJ109; To: MDCC 14359 D009,J009, FCJ109

Rebull Thomas    From: DCC 800 CA 13; To: REG 413 CF 05

Ruiz, Mavel     From: DCC 1403 CA 11; To: DCC 310 CA 11

Sosa-Bruzon, Eleane      NEW REG 508 County Criminal E

Thornton, John    From: DCC 1017 CA 27; To: DCC 1500 CA 27

Watson, Robert          NEW CG 1-7 County Civil 04

Woodward Jacqueline   NEW REG 402 County Criminal BH

Zilber, Martin     From: REG 223 CF 05; To: DCC 800 CA 08


CG = Coral Gables Courthouse, 3100 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, FL 33134
CHC = Lawson E. Thomas Courthouse Center, 175 NW 1st Ave., Miami, FL 33128        
DCC = Dade County Courthouse, 73 West Flagler Street, Miami, FL 33130        
HIA = Hiealeah Courthouse, 11 East 6th Street, Hialeah, FL 33010          
MDCC = Judge Seymour Gelber and Judge William E. Gladstone Miami-Dade Children's                       Courthouse, 155 NW 3rd Street, Miami, FL 33128   
NDJC = North Dade Justice Center, 15555 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami Beach, FL 33160      
REG = Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building, 1351 NW 12 Street, Miami, FL 33125


Wednesday, January 09, 2019

Gov. DeSantis Announces First of Three Supreme Court Justices .....



Governor Ron DeSantis today appointed BARBARA LAGOA to the Florida Supreme Court.  It is his first of three appointments to the open seats on the Court as the result of the retirement of Justices Pariente, Lewis, and Quince.

The announcement was made at the historic Freedom Tower in downtown Miami this morning.  Newly elected Attorney General Ashley Moody opened the event, followed by Lt. Governor Jeanette Nunez, who introduced the Governor.

Judge Logoa, 51, has been on the 3rd DCA for the past 12 years, authoring 470 opinions. She was appointed to the 3rd DCA by Governor Jeb Bush in 2006 becoming the first Cuban American woman  appointed to that Court. She was the Chief Judge of the 3rd DCA, having assumed that role just nine days ago.  She was born in Miami and grew up in Hialeah, graduated from  FIU (BA, 1989) and then Columbia Law School (JD, 1992).  Her husband, is attorney Paul Huck, Jr, and her father-in-law, Judge Paul Huck, is a Senior Judge on the Southern District of Florida. In 2003 she joined the United States Attorney's Office as an AUSA where she tried numerous criminal jury trials, including drug conspiracies and Hobbs Act violations. She also handled a significant number of appeals.  She spent three years three before becoming an appellant court judge.  Prior to her work as an AUSA she worked at Greenberg Traurig and Morgan, Lewis & Bockius, among other firms.


Tuesday, January 08, 2019


You know him, you love him, you can't live without his Constitutional Calendars. Much like your morning coffee and afternoon colada, Judge Hirsch's Constitutional Calendar had become 2019's must read. Without further ado....

The notion of America as “a city on a hill,” or “a shining city upon a hill” traces its origins to Jesus’s Sermon on the Mount.  See Mathew 5:14.  The phrase was famously used in 1630 by John Winthrop, a clergyman aboard the vessel Arabella, exhorting future Massachusetts Bay Colonists to the task that lay before them.

            On January 9, 1961, President-Elect Kennedy, appearing before the legislature in his home state of Massachusetts, remarked:

I have been guided by the standard John Winthrop set before his shipmates on the flagship Arbella three hundred and thirty-one years ago, as they, too, faced the task of building a new government on a perilous frontier. "We must always consider", he said, "that we shall be as a city upon a hill—the eyes of all people are upon us". Today the eyes of all people are truly upon us—and our governments, in every branch, at every level, national, state and local, must be as a city upon a hill—constructed and inhabited by men aware of their great trust and their great responsibilities. For we are setting out upon a voyage in 1961 no less hazardous than that undertaken by the Arbella in 1630. We are committing ourselves to tasks of statecraft no less awesome than that of governing the Massachusetts Bay Colony, beset as it was then by terror without and disorder within. History will not judge our endeavors—and a government cannot be selected—merely on the basis of color or creed or even party affiliation. Neither will competence and loyalty and stature, while essential to the utmost, suffice in times such as these. For of those to whom much is given, much is required.

            President Ronald Reagan referred to the same event and image on the eve of his election in 1980:

I have quoted John Winthrop's words more than once on the campaign trail this year—for I believe that Americans in 1980 are every bit as committed to that vision of a shining "city on a hill," as were those long ago settlers. ...

These visitors to that city on the Potomac do not come as white or black, red or yellow; they are not Jews or Christians; conservatives or liberals; or Democrats or Republicans. They are Americans awed by what has gone before, proud of what for them is still… a shining city on a hill.

Monday, January 07, 2019



BREAKING: GOVERNOR DESANTIS WILL NAME THE NEXT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ON WEDNESDAY at 10 AM with an announcement at the Freedom Tower in Miami.  Expect DeSantis to name a justice to fill the open seat for a justice that must reside in the 3rd Appellate District. The three finalists include: Judges Barbara Lagoa and Robert Luck and attorney John Daniel Couriel.

Also, as I touched on below, Gov. Scott appointed a total of 76 people to various posts around the state last Friday.  DeSantis has indicated that he will be rescinding many of those appointments.  It is clear that DeSantis was not happy with Scott's actions in pulling off these last minute appointments.


NATALIE MOORE.  Ms. Moore has been a member of The Florida Bar since 2006. She is currently an Assistant State Attorney and also a Training Director at the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office.  She previously served in the Hate Crimes Unit.  She fills the vacancy created by the elevation of Judge Carlos Guzman.

ROBERT WATSON. Mr. Watson has been a member of The Florida Bar since 2003. A Stanford law grad (Georgetown undergrad), he is currently a principal with the law firm of Kobre & Kim. Prior to joining Kobre & Kim, Mr. Watson served as a prosecutor at the U.S. Department of Justice as an Assistant U.S. Attorney in the Criminal Division of the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Florida. Before that he practiced at Holland & Knight, where he focused on money laundering cases, commercial disputes and international arbitration. He currently represents corporations and individuals in white-collar criminal defense matters, regulatory enforcement actions and internal investigations. He speaks Spanish and Portuguese and focuses on representing clients in connection with matters related to Latin America.   He fills the vacancy created by the elevation of Judge Alexander Bokor.

In case you were wondering, this is Governor Scott’s last day in office and therefore his last appointments to the bench.  Scott has been very busy over the holidays naming dozens of appointments to Boards, Committees, Commissions, and the bench.  While for the past eight years, he has almost always taken the full 60 days to review the JNC names sent to him before he selects a new judge, for these two appointments, Scott needed only 18 days to choose Ms. Moore and Mr. Watson as their names were included in a JNC correspondence sent to Scott on December 20, 2018.

Those that were not chosen from the JNC final list included:

Karl S.H. Brown, Peter S. Heller, Zachary James, Scott M. Janowitz, Jeffrey M. Kolokoff, Jonathan Meltz, Julie Harris Nelson, Christopher Pracitto, Manolo Reboso, and Stephanie Silver.

So now we will wait to see what kind of judges our new Governor will choose.  Governor-Elect Ron DeSantis, our 46th Governor of the Great State of Florida, will be sworn in on Tuesday, January 8, 2019 at 9 AM.

As one of his first acts that will have a lasting effect on our judicial system, expect Governor DeSantis to quickly name three replacements to the Florida Supreme Court.  That's because as of 5 PM tomorrow, Justices Pariente, Lewis, and Quince, will all be retiring.

Also on the Agenda, two open seats on the Miami-Dade Circuit Court. With the elevation of Judges Bronwyn Miller and Eric Hendon to the 3rd DCA, Desantis will get to name their two replacements.  The JNC is accepting applications until January 18, 2019, so don't expect to see their replacements named until early April.


Thursday, January 03, 2019


We debut a new feature for 2019. Judge Milton Hirsch, jurist, polymath, constitutional raconteur, has an email he sends out on an irregular basis that he calls his Constitutional Calendar. After being bombarded with his emails forwarded to us last year by his fans, we secured the rights to re-post his missives, which we do without editing.  

At 7:00 in the evening of January 4, 1939, Prof. Felix Frankfurter was annoyed to have to take a phone call.  Frankfurter was in his underwear, trying to dress hurriedly to receive dinner guests who had already arrived and whom he was keeping waiting.

But the caller was President Roosevelt.  And to make matters worse, Roosevelt’s message seemed as unwelcome as his timing: Roosevelt went on at some length explaining why he didn’t think he could nominate Frankfurter to the open seat on the United States Supreme Court.  Frankfurter did his best to express his understanding and acceptance of Roosevelt’s position, and to terminate the call – his wife Marian kept shouting up the staircase, “Hurry up!  You are always late!”

Just as it seemed that the president was willing to hang up, however, he stated, “But wherever I turn, wherever I turn and to whomever I talk, I am made to realize that you are the only person fit to succeed Holmes and Cardozo.  Unless you give me an insurmountable objection I’m going to send your name in for the Court tomorrow at twelve o’clock.”

Stunned, Frankfurter whispered in a voice so low that Roosevelt wasn’t sure he was intended to hear it, “I wish only that my mother were still alive.”