Need a job? Move to Detroit. The Auto Industry is back!!
Need a job? Apply to be a Federal Judge. According to SFL writing on David O Markus's blog, there are 100 vacancies among the 867 Federal Judge positions. Surely you're among the top 100 aren't you?
The first NFL pre-season games were played Friday night. And no worries, because yours truly has been hard at work entering data, adjusting matrixes, and getting ready to help all you ASAs and PDs pad your 65K salary with a few nice scores (but don't spend it at Scores.) That boat or Mustang convertible may just be in your future if you stick with us.
UPDATE: We have been sufficiently straightened out in the comments section that the salary is more like 40 K- all the more reason to follow our picks. We'll have you eating the steak and lobster at Capitol Grille in no time.
Need a job? Go work for Jets coach Rex Ryan, if you can stand his ^%$@!$%%^'ing language as revealed on HBO's hard knocks series.
Need even one more reason to never ever go to Broward again? There's a Dengue Fever outbreak there. Really.
We remember back in the mid-80's and before when Sy Gaer would still take cases in Broward he would often show up late for court in Dade always saying the same thing: "I've been in the wilds of Broward County Judge and you have no idea what they're trying to do to my client up there...."
We still miss him.
Is there any better way to end a post starting with the Bay City Rollers than a
Sy Gaer quote?
Have a good weekend and see you in court Monday. Coming up in the next few weeks: The penalty phase in the Baby Lollipops re-trial.