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Thursday, December 24, 2009

CHRISTMAS EVE

Click on the title of the post to watch NORAD track Santa. Dick Cheney once ordered the Air Force to shoot down Santa when he squawked the wrong frequency when approaching Washington, DC. Thankfully the President overrode the order.


POPE IN "INCIDENT". UPDATE: POPE KNOCKED DOWN- woman assailant tried to attack him a year ago. Swiss Guards asleep at the switch. NY Times coverage here.

There was an "incident" at St. Peters today as the Pope began to celebrate mass. The Pope is OK. More on this as it becomes available.





Not a bad place to hike, eh?

MERRY CHRISTMAS


13 comments:

From all of us.... said...

All of the fakes wish all of our loyal readers a Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and a Great New Year.

Fake Risivy
Fake Blecher
Fake Alschuler
Fake Matters and Adelstein
Fake Fred Moreno
Real Fake Blecher
Fake Alex Michaels
Fake Jay White
Fake Robin Faber
Eye On Shumie
Eye On Q
Eye On ShumeTime

CAPTAIN said...

The Captain Reports:

AP is reporting .......

(AP) -- A woman jumped the barriers in St. Peter's Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass on Thursday, a Vatican spokesman said.

The Rev. Ciro Benedettini said the 82-year-old pope quickly got up and was unhurt. As the pope's procession was making its way toward the main altar gasps rang out through the public and a commotion could be seen among the clergymen surrounding Benedict. The procession came to a halt and bodyguards rushed to the trouble spot.

Cap Out ....

Anonymous said...

None of the "Fakes" are funny; none are clever. In particular, anything connected with "Shumie" is pathetic.
Go away.
Merry Christmas to everyone else.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas from one of the regular participants on vacation far from Miami.

So, why every year does some judge have to set hearings all next week? (Fred S).

Anonymous said...

She was just trying to show him the tattooed numbers on her arm.... for old time's sake.

Shumie Indeed said...

4:27- at long last sir, have you no decency? None at all? Shumie indeed!

Fake Kenny Weisman standing up for Shumie.

clement moore/henry livingston said...

(This is a blog tradition)

Twas late afternoon near christmas
and all through the firm
not a lawyer was working, the paralegals were gone.

The files were hung by the cabinets with care
Without any hope that Shumie would be there.

The partners were nestled all snug at the bar
while visions of bills paid were viewed from afar

When out in the parking lot there arose such a clatter
I sprang from table to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash
and bowled over a secretary and tore her red sash.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a tricked out Ford with hot rims on the rear

With a jolly old driver not looking at all gloomy
I knew in a moment, it must be the famous Shumie

More rapid than eagles the drinks and food came
and as he ate he called out by name

more ribs, more chicken, more potatoes and pie!
and the staff came to eat with a contented big sigh

His eyes how they twinkled! His dimples- how merry;
his cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

He had a broad face, and not too small a belly
that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly elf and attorney

and I laughed when I saw him, and I imagined his journey.

From obscure lawyer
to early -leaver of fame
the first out the door
the first at the game

He finished his meal and lay a finger aside his nose
and giving a nod, all the valets rose
to get him his car and send him on his way
to bring Shumie Time to more attorneys today

And as he roared off
I heard him chime

Happy Christmas to all, and to all Shumie Time!!

Anonymous said...

You dumbass. If you were born in Germany during Hitler's time...you think you would have a choice to join Hitler youth? It's not the f'ing boy scouts!!!!

Anonymous said...

11:23 a.m., your post doesn't even sound funny let alone intelligent. It just sounds ignorant of both, history and current events. The woman who attacked the Pope is just 25 years old. She was not even alive in Hitler times. Bigotry doesn't lead to anything good, dude.

Anonymous said...

It seems to me that the Catholic Church could have easily avoided all of this controversy by simply not choosing to elect an ex-Nazi as its Supreme Leader in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Hey Faux Clement Moore:

You just proved 4:27's point. It's just pointless and wearisome.

Word of the day guys said...

That photo is phantasmagorical.

Pick Em Paulie said...

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Buffalo +9
Carolina +9
New England -9
Pittsburgh -3
Philadelphia -7

35-37-3 48.61% -$2850