Monday, February 27, 2006

JA IMPROPRIETY??

Breaking News: There's a JA To A County Court Judge in South Dade that is rumored to be in more than a bit of hot water for working very hard for Judge Steve Leifman's opponent while on County time. We are getting emails that say this JA is the mean spirited one who spilled the beans on Lefiman's JA selling perfume. Just another day or so, a few more sources, and names will be named.

But this JA, he knows who we're talking about.

See You In Court. But Not South Dade.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

ivan fernandez's ja would seem to fit that mold.

Anonymous said...

that guy is an armando g. wannabe.

Anonymous said...

You mean Ivan Hernandez' j.a. How many male j.a.'s do you know?

Anonymous said...

not many

Anonymous said...

my mistake. yes i mean i.hernandez.

CAPTAIN said...

The CAPTAIN reports:

Update on Group 9 of the County Court:

Victoria del Pino has finally drawn opposition. I am pleased to report that the five year attorney (del Pino) will now face off against an actual veteran of the bar, with 8 years of experience, one Joel S. Jacobi, of North Miami.

There have been no other changes to the races reported in County or Circuit Court and fundraising reports are not due for the next reporting quarter until March 31, 2006.

Rump:

I would like to get a poll going on Election vs. Appointment; what do you think?

Of course, I think some of your bloggers would prefer duels by firearm, LSAT score comparison, or just plain fistacuffs to a good ole election.

and the Captain has spoken ........

Anonymous said...

LISTEN. IVAN'S JA IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. NO DOUBT. THE GUY RUNS THE JUDGE'S CALANDER LIKE A FUCKING NAZI. BUT IT WAS ME AND NOT IVAN'S JA THAT MADE THE FIRST JAPS MATTER BECOME AN ISSUE. FRANKLY, I AM UPSET THAT YOU ARE GIVING AN ASSHOLE LIKE HIM THE CREDIT I DESERVE. I AM NOT A JA FOR ANY JUDGE. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GROSS TO SEE A JA SELLING SHIT (HOWEVER DEFINED) FROM A JUDGE'S CHAMBER. IT WAS MY COMMENT ABOUT HER LOOKS THAT YOU DELETED AND IT WAS MY COMMENTS ABOUT YOUR BEING AN EYE IN THE SKY THAT PROMTED THE CENSORSHIP TALK. WHATEVER. JUST GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT. AND SINCE YOU SEEM REALLY INTERESTED, MY NAME REAL IS, DRUM ROLE PLEASE,: "PAUL REVERE." HA. WHO CARES. THE JAPS MATTER WAS EFEFCTIVELY SMOTHERED BY YOU, RUMP SO WHY ARE YOU PERSUING MY IDENTITY ANYWAYS? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW, MEET ME AT THE ELEVEATOR AT THE SECOND ON MARCH 1ST AT 11:30 A.M. AND YOU WILL SEE ME IN A BLUE SUIT. FUCK YOU.

Anonymous said...

Joel Jacobi? Will he try to win over the dumbed-down Miami electorate by making them think he's:

Joe Jacoby (born July 6, 1959) was a Washington Redskins Tackle/ Guard from 1981 through his retirement in 1993.

He started off as an offensive tackle for the University of Louisville, from 1978 through 1980. After college, Jacoby was snubbed in the NFL draft. He signed a free agent contract with the Redskins in 1981. After clawing his way through rookie camp, he embarked on an enviable career - 4 Super Bowl appearances, of which he won 3 (1983, 1988, and 1992), plus four consecutive Pro Bowl selctions from 1983 to 1986.

Anonymous said...

Hey Rumpy. I can't stand that JA. He's mean, manipulative, and extorts people. Ivan H. should run away from him like the plague. Why don't you tip this to your girlfriend from the Herald and let her investigate it? We need details!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow Captain! I guess you really are going after this Delpino, huh? First Levine and now this guy. What did she do? Did she hit your client with points while she was on the bench as a Hearing Officer?

Anonymous said...

Dear Captian
You bug me.

Anonymous said...

Dear Captain
when you say the captain has spoken is that an attempt to sound funny? You sound like a fuckbird captain.

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well, how the mighty have fallen. Wasn't it Jimmy Durante who said, "Be careful who you step on on the way up, you'll meet those same people on the way down." I know EXACTLY of who you speak, and I can guarantee you, it sounds just like his style. So ready to rat others out while his hands remain dirty. This news will make me smile all day, and for those who know me...that's saying something.

Anonymous said...

It seems like CAPITAL LETTER angry man is upset that someone else is getting "credit" for the perfume scandal. If he is so upset by it, why doesn't he tell us who he is? And who cares anyway who exposes it? Isn't the issue, whether it's perfume, e-mails, working on campaigns, etc. the fact that these are county employees and should be doing county work on the taxpayer's dime?

trash said...

Ah, J.D., shouldn't you, the judge of us all, have known better? Or, did you think, the rules are below you? tsk tsk tsk... This sin pretty much overshadows all the other sins you brought to light.

trash said...

Anonymous: "whether it's perfume, e-mails, working on campaigns, etc. the fact that these are county employees and should be doing county work on the taxpayer's dime?" Or reading a blog...

Anonymous said...

Regarding Judge Hernandez' J.A., Mr. Juan D'Arce, Jr., I see two distinctions.
1. Posting blog comments while on County time, and
2. "WORKING" for Judge Leifman's opponent.

The former doesn't bother me one bit if D'Arce is getting the job done. I wouldn't even care if D'Arce were talking up his candidate or judge.

Sam I Am said...

"Joel S. Jacobi" is a councilman for Bal Harbour.

Rumpole said...

There is pending legislation to make reading this blog, an approved expenditure of county time, providing all county employees attend the lynching party when our identity is revealed.

trash said...

Work? WORK?! Shit, we're Government Employees, we're not paid to work!!!!

Anonymous said...

I knew TRASH was a Democrat.

TRASH said...

I am a fuckBird .

trash said...

who, me???? Nope.

This blog is almost over with said...

Juan, you know I got you on tape asking for a bribe in order to walk Naftty in the Dna Turd theft case. You'll never get away with this!!!!

Anonymous said...

Juan wants an in on the fragrance market at the Gerstein Bldg. That is why he crapped on Leifman's JA. Its really clear to see.

Anonymous said...

Stop stealing my shit, player fuck dog.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Jason, where were you?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. DANIEL NESS, ET AL., Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).

CASE NO.: 3D05-2339

COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

923 So. 2d 1178; 2006 Fla. App. LEXIS 5161

January 24, 2006, Decided

NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-6983, 05-7087, 05-296 AP.

JUDGES: FLETCHER, SHEPHERD and ROTHENBERG, JJ., concur.

OPINION: Following review of the petition for writ of certiorari and the response and reply thereto, it is ordered that said petition is hereby denied.

Upon consideration of the motion for sanctions filed by respondent Benjamin Ness, it is ordered that said motion is granted and remanded to the trial court to fix amount.

Upon consideration, petitioner's request for sanctions against counsel is hereby denied.

FLETCHER, SHEPHERD and ROTHENBERG, JJ., concur.
And

DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. BENJAMIN NESS, Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).


CASE NO.: 3D05-1230

COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

910 So. 2d 274; 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 15963


August 30, 2005, Decided

NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-14334. McGillis v. Ness, 903 So. 2d 198, 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 10168 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 3d Dist., 2005)


JUDGES: LEVY, C.J., and FLETCHER and CORTINAS, JJ., concur.

OPINION: Upon consideration of the emergency petition for writ of mandamus, it is ordered that said petition is hereby dismissed as moot. LEVY, C.J., and FLETCHER and CORTINAS, JJ., concur.

and
DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. BENJAMIN NESS, Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).


CASE NO.: 3D05-1230

COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

903 So. 2d 198; 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 10168


June 15, 2005, Decided

NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

SUBSEQUENT HISTORY: Writ dismissed by McGillis v. Ness, 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 15963 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 3d Dist., Aug. 30, 2005)


PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-14334.

OPINION: This Court's order dated June 14, 2005 is hereby vacated.

Anonymous said...

McGillis also falsely accused Ricky Martin of being raped by a man. Wow!

http://www.elsalvador.com/noticias/EDICIONESANTERIORES/junio19/ESPECTACULOS/espec5.html