Tuesday, February 28, 2006

JA HI JINKS

Submitted for your consideration, one Mr. Juan D'Arce, Jr., JA to a Judge in South Dade County Court.

Depending on who you talk to, Mr. D'Arce is doing the following:
1) Campaigning against sitting administrative Judge Steve Leifman while on county time;
2) Calling other Judges and candidates and soliciting work for himself as a publicist , while on county time;
3) No accusation yet that he has been selling perfume, while on county time.

Mr. D’Arce, JA, political wanabee, hustling while on county time????
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.

People have confirmed the investigation. Depending on whom we speak to, the exact parameters of the investigation is unknown. Rumors are, even the Daily Business Review will have a small piece on the ever expanding problems of Mr. D'Arce.

Stay Tuned.

45 comments:

trash said...

You know, I would love to be sympathetic, but I left it in my other suit. I wonder how much KY it's going to take to get him out of THIS one...

trash said...

NOW I understand, he's a freakin' REPUBLICAN.

Sam I Am said...

A little "Googling" and you can learn that the young Juan F. D'Arce Jr., was:
1. Chairperson of the FIU College Republicans.
“The Beacon”
2. Member of the Committee to Elect Xavier Cortada to the Circuit Court (2002).
3. Current President of the Miami-Dade Lions Club.

trash said...

Sam i am, you forgot god of all that is just an right (wing).

Anonymous said...

rumor has it, that Juan D. was also stealing turd on county time which a third degree felony. if true, it would be the first turd burglar prosecution in the State's history.

Anonymous said...

sources confirm that the turd belonged to none other the Naftally Wachs. Consequently, the charge could be enhanced from a 3d. felony to a 2d. felony because of it's enormous size.

Anonymous said...

You guys are a bunch of ass-holes. The guy is not that bad. Your just pissed because you can't figure out who to fraudulantly (I don't care if I did spell it wrong) bill the time you spend writing and reading on this site to. Oh yeah, that goes for you D-Attys too.

trash said...

Actually, Anonymous, that would be custodial interference.

trash said...

Anaonymous: "You guys are a bunch of ass-holes." Yep, and proud of it. You know, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Anonymous said...

look, call me what you will but this is a serious charge. you can't just go around plucking turd out from under people. the shit will catch up to you.

Anonymous said...

What about kind of FuckBird would engage in turd burglaring?

Anonymous said...

that i can't answer. i can only say that he had better get himself a good defense atty. and that mr. wachs has declined to represent him.

Juan Darce cheated for gabe, too said...

If the turd rolls with naftally, how can he represent?

science says said...

DNA DOES NOT LIE. THIS CASE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE DISTURBING.

Anonymous said...

Stop with the potty mouth shit-
What Mr. D'Arce is doing is at least JQC stuff for J. Hernandez, who is also up this year, and doesn't need the grief or bad
publicity. If J. Hernandez was smart (?) he would can the guy
NOW...or else we should look forward to a (rare)Latin-Latin contest...Keep on bloggin'

Sam I Am said...

What did Ivan know and when did he know it?

the turd investigator said...

we are just making light of the situation. is it really a big deal? we think not.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter to JQC. All that
matters is the JA is his, cause
he shoulda known and if he didn't, he ain't too with it. Just like Leifman is responsible to the JQC
for what his JA does...

The turdDOG lox said...

Let the evidence speak for itself. If the turd has the code of Naftally , he must plea ASAP to the appropriate ct. That'll help him get his range down a couple cells.Wihtout the dna, Naftty has the turd beat down and broken up.

sex pistol said...

this blog has finally been degenerated by a cast of anarchist.

Phil Reizenstein said...

I usually don’t kick someone when their down, but this Juan D’Arces deserves it. This little piss-ant, who I maybe have seen once or twice came to my HOME on this past Sunday. My HOME, where my children sleep (think Mike Corleone, Godfather II), because I had not returned his phone call. I happened to be sick with the flu, and in the middle of a first degree murder trial in Broward. My wife spoke to this little creep who demanded to know what I knew of the blog because he “was under criminal investigation because of the blog.” My thoughts about this creep’s problems are: 1) I don’t care. 2) Your problems are not my problems. 3) You rate just below bill collectors on people whose phone calls I would return if I wasn’t both sick and in trial. 4) Whatever is happening to you now could not be happening to a nicer guy. I agree with the bloggers who decry anonymous posts. Which is why I have signed my name, and state that I told this to this little piss-ant personally, along with some other choice words on what would occur if he returned to my home and he was unlucky enough to have me answer the door rather than my wife.
Phil Reizenstein

SUICIDE KING said...

Dear Phil
I write with great sadness because I'm starting to think that you are not Rumpole.
In the future, please refer to Juan as turd burglar.

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe he showed up at your house. That is unprofessional and should alone get the guy canned.

Anonymous said...

Question: If you are hired to represent the potential defendant, do you subpoena the IP addresses from Blogger so that you can track down, depose and expose everyone who called your client a prick?

Anonymous said...

Phil,

Are you crazy or just look like Frankenstein. I distincly remember seeing Juan at your house for Jackie's party. And John A. told me you went with him and the rest of your posse to one of Juan's parties at a banquet hall. I thought you guys were friends. Friends are allowed to visit friends. Are you hiding something? Are you Rumpole-Frankenstein? Or are you freaking about because this is your first murder trial?

Jason Grey said...

Dude, if some guy came to my house I would kick his ass! I don't think I know that guy D'Arce but Phil aint so small.
How did the guy get the address?
Any one got a photo to post so we know what he looks like?

Anonymous said...

were real scared that that Blogger might get served. objection relevance, sustained.

Anonymous said...

Jason Grey, your no ass kicker. shut up. you piss ant.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad he didnt show up at Alex Michaels house - then we'd have no one to talk about

Anonymous said...

This Don Juan or may I say Donna Juana, has been threatening Judges for years with opponents. Mr D arce really thinks he is somebody. What is wrong with Judge I. Hernandez. What does Donna Juana have on him that he would keep such a turd thief on his staff. What he is doing is illegal. Where is the Miami Herald when you need them......

Anonymous said...

Leave the JA alone. Hey Juan, why don't you turn in all the Girl Scout Cookie moms or the Christmas wrap moms, or better yet, have the kids indicted for selling on public property............

Jason Grey said...

Say it to my face anon o mouse

Anonymous said...

Jason,

I see you on the second floor of the G Bldg at 11:30 a.m. on March 1 next to the elevators. And bring your homey.

Rumpole said...

ok settle down..this business of meeting after school to fight needs to stop.

Anonymous said...

"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves."
- Abraham Lincoln

Phil Reizenstein said...

At the risk of becoming a "Bobby Reiff" target of the hostile bloggers, I respond to the person who asked if I am crazy.

1)I don't know this jerk D'Arces. I am most certainly not his friend. Maybe he was at a party at Jackie's house. But he has no right to bang on my door on a Sunday and demand I speak with him because I didn't return his phone call. Friends don't do that.

2) I don't know who you are, Mr or Ms "afraid to post my name." But I would wager I have more not guilty verdicts in murder and mansalughter cases, then you have total jury trials (and no, I am not referring to the not guilty's when I was a prosecutor wise guy).

As I said, I don't normally kick people when their down. And if D'Aces had a problem with me, and came to see me at my office, then I would not have posted anything. But the manner in which this self aggrandizing jerk showed up at my hosue demanding to see me, pissed me off quite a bit.

Anonymous said...

Three people today said you were friends with the guy. Pretty good friends at that. We need to ask Juan about this. Something is not adding up with your tale, Phil. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Yeah - the entire case rests on whether Juanita is friends with Phil - brilliant

Anonymous said...

Phil is the author of the JAPS scandal. It's clear. He Outed the JA in order to help Juan out. Then Juan became a target of an investigation and went to see Phil and now Phil needs to seperate himself from Juan. But, Phil, why in this way? Are you seeking to distract our attention? And, Phil (Reiff-like), I would sign this blog but frankly I am scarred as to how you may react!

Anonymous said...

you mean Outed The Perfume Ja?

Anonymous said...

Anaon said:"Leave the JA alone. Hey Juan, why don't you turn in all the Girl Scout Cookie moms or the Christmas wrap moms, or better yet, have the kids indicted for selling on public property............ "

I think he already did.

Anonymous said...

DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. DANIEL NESS, ET AL., Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).

CASE NO.: 3D05-2339

COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

923 So. 2d 1178; 2006 Fla. App. LEXIS 5161

January 24, 2006, Decided

NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-6983, 05-7087, 05-296 AP.

JUDGES: FLETCHER, SHEPHERD and ROTHENBERG, JJ., concur.

OPINION: Following review of the petition for writ of certiorari and the response and reply thereto, it is ordered that said petition is hereby denied.

Upon consideration of the motion for sanctions filed by respondent Benjamin Ness, it is ordered that said motion is granted and remanded to the trial court to fix amount.

Upon consideration, petitioner's request for sanctions against counsel is hereby denied.

FLETCHER, SHEPHERD and ROTHENBERG, JJ., concur.
And

DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. BENJAMIN NESS, Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).


CASE NO.: 3D05-1230

COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

910 So. 2d 274; 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 15963


August 30, 2005, Decided

NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-14334. McGillis v. Ness, 903 So. 2d 198, 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 10168 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 3d Dist., 2005)


JUDGES: LEVY, C.J., and FLETCHER and CORTINAS, JJ., concur.

OPINION: Upon consideration of the emergency petition for writ of mandamus, it is ordered that said petition is hereby dismissed as moot. LEVY, C.J., and FLETCHER and CORTINAS, JJ., concur.

and
DARRIN MCGILLIS, Appellant(s)/Petitioner(s), vs. BENJAMIN NESS, Appellee(s)/Respondent(s).


CASE NO.: 3D05-1230

COURT OF APPEAL OF FLORIDA, THIRD DISTRICT

903 So. 2d 198; 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 10168


June 15, 2005, Decided

NOTICE: [*1] DECISION WITHOUT PUBLISHED OPINION

SUBSEQUENT HISTORY: Writ dismissed by McGillis v. Ness, 2005 Fla. App. LEXIS 15963 (Fla. Dist. Ct. App. 3d Dist., Aug. 30, 2005)


PRIOR HISTORY: LOWER TRIBUNAL NO. 05-14334.

OPINION: This Court's order dated June 14, 2005 is hereby vacated.

Anonymous said...

McGillis also falsely accused Ricky Martin of being raped by a man. Wow!

http://www.elsalvador.com/noticias/EDICIONESANTERIORES/junio19/ESPECTACULOS/espec5.html

Anonymous said...

Incredible how time has come to prove how all these claims were false. An apology is in order.

Anonymous said...

i agree, Mr. D'arce deserves an apology. none of this was proven. if you were real men you would make a meeting with the man and apologize.