But not anymore. We swear we're not making this up: yesterday Dade County Corrections GOT LOST on the way to the REGJB.
In the trial over the alleged death of Rilya Wilson, this is what Ace Herald Reporter David Ovalle tweeted Thursday morning:
Corrections van got lost transporting jailhouse witness in
#RilyaWilson trial. Judge: "How is that possible in this universe?"
The Judge in question was the usually unflappable Marisa Tinkler-Mendez.
Next up: Miami Beach goes missing.
Good Friday morning. Today is the fourth day of 2013. This warm weather is expected to continue through next week.
How many corrections officers does it take to transport your client to the REGJB?
Three. One to drive, one to call for directions when lost, and one to beat your client while s/he's handcuffed.
So what's the deal- can a Judge "friend" a lawyer who practices before them on Facebook or not? Can they join their Google+ circle? Can they tweet or text? We're confused.
See You In Court next week.