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A LONG TIME AGO
IN A COURTROOM FAR FAR AWAY....
It is a period of civil war. FACDL/rebel lawyers, striking from a hidden base, are attacking Darth Brown and the Limited Registry-Death Star run by the evil Galactic JAC empire and ruled by the evil Emperor-Governor Scott. FACDL/rebel spies have managed to steal the secret plans to the Limited Registry-Death Star. Pursued by the Emperor-Governor Scott's sinister agents, Princess Carmen races to court, custodian of the plans that can save the FACDL and restore freedom to the galaxy....
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed." Darth Vader.
As our movie opens the Emperor-Governor Scott orders Darth Brown to move the death star-Limited Registry into range of Alderaan- home of the General Registry Attorneys and to issue the administrative order enacting the Limited Registry. Meanwhile, an intrepid band of ragtag warriors fight the empire.
Emperor-Governor Scott: "In one blow Darth Brown we will enact the Limited Registry and kill the General Registry lawyers."
Darth Brown: "Not too fast my lord. Not even the death star can match the powers of the force."
EGS: "Princess Carmen is in our custody. Now Darth Brown....fire the death star! Enact the Limited Registry! Issue the administrative order! And we shall destroy the General Registry and criminal defense in the Galaxy. "
But the rebels fight back. Having lost the first battle against the powerful Darth Brown, a new plan of attack has emerged: A Declaratory Judgment Act lawsuit has been filed. The rebels are attempting to seek a stay of the death star-limited registry.
A JAC lawyer rushes up to the evil Emperor Governor Scott and Darth Brown: "We have analyzed the rebel's attack plans. There is danger."
EGS: "Fire the death star! Darth Brown- issue the administrative order now! Kill the General Registry Attorneys. "
But Brown cannot issue the administrative order.
Darth Brown: "The force is strong with this one."
Will Darth Brown get the death star/limited registry working and issue the administrative order before the FACDL rebels can destroy it?
Who gets to be Hans Solo?
Are Wookies allowed through the attorney entrance at the REGJB?
See You In Court.
The stories depicted on this blog are works of fiction. Any similarity between actual individuals, either living, dead, or members of the judiciary and actual individuals is purely coincidental.
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