The traveling circus called the Republican Primary (Motto: "Did you realize Obama is black??") has moved to sunny Florida. The eyes of the nation are upon us. What to do? What to do?
We Miamians know what to do when the eyes of the nation are upon us.
Lets start with a good old fashioned MIAMI RIOT!!
We did it for the 1989 super bowl and for that last international conference of some sort. Lets have a riot!
What else? Well remember, this is the state that had a former supreme court justice indicted for drug trafficking. And then he jumped bond!
That's right, all you wet behind the ears young ASAs from Backwater, PA and you idealistic PDs from Hicktown, Indiana, we had a supreme court justice who trafficked in Marijuana for a little income supplement. (FYI: the name of the justice and the case won't come up in a Google search. But it's a great trivia question: who was it?)
What else? Well perhaps one of our senators can reveal he's a transvestite on the weekend. Nah- this is Florida, we need something really kooky.
Well, we'll all just have to wait and see. But be assured of this: our State's proud history of doing something absolutely, stunningly, embarrassing and stupid ensures that we will not drop the ball when the nation is watching.
See You In Court. Watching and waiting. This ought to be good.
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