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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

DADE AND BROWARD

Dade and Broward....Dade and Broward...goes together like a horse and carriage...


There is a nice picture of Broward Chief Judge Dale Ross on the broward blog. He looks like he was just told he would have to spend a week in Miami observing how our judges do it here without managing to get arrested or refer to defendants and victims as less than human.

Come to think of it, perhaps Stan Blake and Sam Slom can pick up the phone:

JA: Chief Judge Dale Ross's Office.
B&S: Hello, this is Judges Blake and Slom from Miami, is Judge Ross available?
JA: He's kind of busy now, there is a Judge crying on Court TV and another one about to be arraigned.
B&S: We know. We thought we could help.
JA: Hang on....
DR: This is Ross.
B&S: Dale! It's Stan and Sam in Miami.
DR:Who?
B&S: Judges Stan Blake and Sam Slom in Miami.
DR: Ahhh....yeah...how can I help you fellas?
B&S: Well, actually we thought we could help you. We thought you could spend a week or two down here and see how we handle things. Watch our Judges in action, see how the chief judges handle the rest of the judges. You know, pick up a few tips.
DR: You're kidding right?
B&S: No....
DR: Well I'd love to chat with you guys but another Judge just cursed in court at a victim so I gotta go.


Rumpole likes to say that no good deed goes unpunished. But the way they are going in Broward they're going to have to start asking for Judges down here to fill in and cover calendars if any more Judges spout off and get re-assigned to civil. Meanwhile, the word is that the civil docket has never been lower in Broward, what with all the extra help these days.

We'd like to hear some comments on the big Mahi-Temple meeting this evening and the upcoming Fed-PDs conference in the Keys.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

i saw at the wheel meeting
bruce fleisher
rod vereen
juan miranda
walter harvey
manny cassbielle
terry lenamen
brian tannenbaum
bary wax
gene zenobi
jimmy dela fera
david s. marcus
joel denaro
Sabrina Puglisie
David Pettus
in all, 40+ people showed up to listen to Pat Maloy.
He and his firm are the real deal-
the meeting last two hours.
it was extreamly informantive.
the major players of FACDL all showed up and were very supportive of our plan of attack.
at the end of the day, if we raise the money, which seems very possible, we have a great chance to win.
i am personally in for 5k.
All of you, please join facdl and fida, even if you are the infamous "trialmaster" and pitch in to save the wheel.
Rumpole, you were not in the Shrine but you had better be in for 5k also.

I hope that you all do not feel like it is too late to reverse this thing. It is not!

Anonymous said...

Contrast Dade with Broward:

Dade judges never insult Broward lawyers for being Broward lawyers.

Broward judges (not all) are famous for calling us Miama lawyers.

Dade is run by Farina. He is a gentleman and a good role model for all judges.

Broward is run by Ross and he is very abusive and rude to most people.

Get what you pay for.

Rumpole said...

How do you presume to know where I was? I am that I am.

old guy said...

The last time that I heard "I am that I am" was in parochial school, and the reference was not to some fictional barrister.

Rumpole,
Trying for immortality will probably be limited to this blog,and you can drop the messianic stuff.

Anonymous said...

check the sign-in list - I did - and Rumpole signed in - so one of those 40 people was Rumpole

Sam I Am said...

Ehyeh asher ehyeh

Anonymous said...

all of the bottom feeders gather to beg for crumbs. fleisher has never won a case, a walking rule 3. with no private clients. the others are just as sad. none of these wheelies will pay 5k. a bunch of no names. where is sy??

Anonymous said...

while you all were at work, some of us were on south beach.... put this in your pipe and smoke it. by the way, brian t. is hard...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_IqJDitryE

Anonymous said...

Rumpole,
Thank you for the information you have been posting regarding the horrible conditions lately in Broward.

Rumpole said...

2:31- you alone are a reader of the blog and the good book. Just a quiet joke that I didn't think many people would get. As usual, I was right.

the trialmaster said...

you bottom feeders save ur money. these lobbiests are stealing ur money with false hopes. much like u give ur court appointed clients .no one gives a damn about who represents these scumbags.

afraid of the q said...

I love the whole Sarduy thing. Soup to nuts...the cat story, the vet story...it all. Sarduy is the cool name for the next generation.

fake al sharpton said...

where are all the black defense lawyers in this PCAC debacle.
many see the PCAC wheel as a public service not a public tit.

speak up, my brothers!