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Sunday, March 12, 2017

DIARY OF A MAD PRESIDENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME EDITION

Dear Diary...
Daylight savings time needs to go. Saw a great internet news-cast showing that the trail of the idea for  time change leads directly to Obama's father in Kenya. I knew it!  My next tweet: "Just learned Obama's father may have invented daylight savings time. FBI won't investigate. Stuck on Russia. Whose the criminal?" *

They want to call it Trump-Care. I agree. WH staff says no. I say lets add name Trump to as much as possible. Here's what I don't understand about healthcare. If you get sick, why not just go to doctor, get medicine, surgery, whatever, and when bill comes renegotiate it down? If you can't get it to where you want it, threaten bankruptcy. It worked for me hundreds of times. What's a matter with all these people? I'm baffled. All these discussions about single payer, deductibles...nonsense. 

Sunday to do list: Raise rates at Mar-A-Lago. A coke is $6.50? Really? Eight to ten at any swanky place. They still won't put Trump on Air Force One. Heads are gonna roll. Note to self- send Mexico bill for membership to  Trump International Golf course in Florida. If they didn't cause me so much trouble, I wouldn't need to play golf so much.  
Wiretap Paul Ryan, that Indian lawyer in New York who wouldn't leave, Alec Baldwin, Chelsea Clinton. She's the next danger. 

Enemies list: Nobel Peace Prize committee. 

Still no whopeee with Melania in the WH. It's always the kid, or a headache, or some maid knocking on the door. A President has needs. 
Especially the best president. A president like no one has ever seen. An amazing president who will build a big wall. 

*ed note- of course "whose" was used incorrectly. We have a president who cannot spell. See Tweet where he says he was "tapped" by Obama. 

3 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I'm as anti-trump as they come. I just skip over these posts.

Seth Sklarey said...

Trump savings time. Set your clocks ahead 4 years. (Or BACK 4 years)