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Sunday, July 03, 2011

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And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little cold
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27 comments:

Angry Gurl said...

I've just gotten back from a trip:

1) Why do people who travel with kids thinks they're special? I paid for first class so I get to get on first at my leisure. I resent these "breeders" with their flock of brats, pushing strollers, every snot nosed kid has a bottle of gatorade, clogging up the small aisle and making making a ruckus.

2) Now that we're all on the plane, why does everyone think flying gives them a license to eat like the plane is going to crash? Even in first class the food is awful. You all can't have an apple and a bottle of water and read a book and wait until we land? No= you have to stuff yourself and gross the rest of normal sized humanity out. There should be cattle planes for most of humanity. Stuff them in, throw in a few boxes of pringles and some gatorade and then unload them when the pane lands and hose down the inside.

3) Luggage- that stupid movie that said it was smart to cram all your luggage into the overhead bin really ruined air travel. These cows who I am sure need seat belt extensions to begin with are lugging bags that are stuffed and seem to be half as tall as them and the moronic flight crew just stands there and lets them waddle down the aisle shoving their precious bag on wheels.

4) There should be a rule- if you are too old or weak to lift your bag into the overhead bin you should be forced to check it. No exceptions.

5) I don't know who has less brains- the security screeners or the idiots getting screened. Enough said about that.

Spend a day flying in Europe and then spend a day flying in this country and you will realize we are in serious trouble. People overseas are normal sized, cultured, polite, and are not scurrying from bag of potato chips to bag of potato chips. Granted there is the occasional shower issue, but beyond that general society overseas is much better.

I'm done- now all you idiots who read this blog can start getting ready to stuff yourself silly on the 4th of jJuly. Why is it that almost every holiday we have revolves around food? Thanksgiving and Xmas (Turkey) Halloween (Candy) 4th of July (grilling hotdogs and hamburgers) Easter- candy and ham dinner. I could go on and on. It all disgusts me.

Former fake judge david young said...

The best part of my Sunday is Angry Gurl. She rocks.

Anonymous said...

Angry Gurl,

How about these people who use the bathroom on the flight in the first half hour?? For gods sake, you were all sitting in the terminal for an hour before we took off. Didnt you realize you were getting on a plane? Use the terminal bathroom before you board, that way you don't have to make people move so you can get you fat ass down the aisle.

Deregulation of the airlines was the industry downfall. It turned air travel in the US into a Greyhound in the sky.

Among the worst experiences- flying into LaGuardia around Christmas. Every Jersey Shore-like tacky, rude, loud, gold chain wearing (crucifix and Star of David alike), sweat suit sporting, obnoxious ass who can't wait to get back to the Bronx is on that plane.

I for one would gladly pay double to cut down on the number of seats, and to keep some of these people who don't know how to act in public out. And when are they going to institute a dress code?

Anonymous said...

WHOOOO HOOOOO. The Trialmaster / Angry Gurl is back in rare form. You go, er, boy? girl? whatever.

Anonymous said...

I think that angry gurl weighs 400 lbs and is everything that she rants about.

Angry Gurl said...

Try 5'10, 118 1/2 pounds 6% body fat. I had it down to 4 1/2% but I just didn't feel good. 6-7% works for me. 118-123 pounds is a nice range. Today I ate a bowl of steel cut oats and six raisins. An apple at 11 am. A half a banana before the gym, some green tea and the other half of the banana and 10 almonds. I may have a large bowl of cioppino for dinner (thats a clear fish soup for those of you dinning at Dennys) and a glass (or 2!) of a deep rich claret. And thats a wrap for me today.

Cigars! said...

Shumie has an exit strategy! Come and join him and smoke em if you got em- and buy some from him (cigars wiseasses) if you don't. Just head west on Bird road until it almost ends and then look for the cigar shop.

Anonymous said...

I have enought of Mark Eiglarsh. I mean let's be real, he's never tried a major case yet he pesists in mocking Baez at every turn on TV. I watched Baez's close and he did well. He has a very difficult case.

Anonymous said...

Cheney Mason just quoted Milt Hersh during his portion of the closing argument. Will Milt make mention of it on Tuesday?

Anonymous said...

Any news on the RC3 appointment?

Anonymous said...

The real former Judge David Young wishes everyone a great 4th. Am enjoying the cool Connecticut. Not missing the heat and humidity in Miami!

Anonymous said...

Shh........Inside info: Angury Girl is a guy.

Anonymous said...

sounds like another night with your pocket rocket angry gurl.

Anonymous said...

the real david young needs to send us proof that he is the real david young.

Anonymous said...

I am not mocking, just curious: did eiglarsh's celebrity give him a reputation or did his reputation make him a celebrity?

How did he get chosen to be a tv legal commentator?

CAPTAIN said...

To 5:55

What, pray tell, was the quote from Uncle Milty?

Anonymous said...

@ Captain...something about the end of the world and candles and getting to work.

Anonymous said...

I thought Jose Baez did a good close. I like how he used the actual photos of the witnesses on the stand to help the jurors to remember who said/ did not say what. I like how Baez asked the Judge to instruct the Prosecutor to refrain from the gestures before he started his second half of the close and then caught him doing it. These histrionics are common and more should be called out on this behavior. The Prosecutor should be reported to the Bar and made to take the Ethics Exam again. Baez did well in just keeping the case. I'm sure there were plenty of folks trying to "get" the case away from him. Don't be a hater. It is easy to envy him having the spotlight. He raised a lot of unanswered questions and sloppy police work. Sound Familiar?

supre real david young said...

Greetings from Asbury Park, New Jersey, where the super real former judge David Young is shooting his new show- "Boardwalk Judge!".

I will sit on a Jersey boardwalk with a robe, bench, and gavel and adjudicate disputes of real people walking by. Every show ends with me peeling off my robe and splashing in the ocean!
A sure fire winner in the ratings.

Anonymous said...

Angry gurl,
oats, 6 raisins (you count them??), apple, green tea, fish soup and wine?
That's not living! why would you want to do that to yourself? There's so much more to enjoy out there.
And you can eat healthy and still enjoy real food.
5'10 and 118? Do you know people make fun of you cuz you look like a stick?

No wonder you're so angry. You need to eat.

Anonymous said...

9:25 am, if Ashton made gestures while Baez was doing his closing, he should get the same treatment as the spectator who gave Ashton the middle finger (6 days jail and $400 fine + court costs for direct criminal contempt of the no-gesture order specified in Judge Perry's courtroom sign).

Anonymous said...

i predict guilty as charged.

Horrible facts.

Baez did a good job and will become wealthy.

Anonymous said...

Guilty of some lesser.

There is enough unanswered questions for reasonable doubt for the capital charge.

It's a win for Baez.

Anonymous said...

Agree. It's a win for Baez. He will be wealthy and get everything that comes along with wealth. On second thought Prosecutor Ashton should get more than the spectator because he knew better and was actually instructed to refrain from such gestures. He was shaking his head and mouthing things to the jury the whole close. I'm glad Baez caught him laughing . But nothing will happen to Ashton, he is after all, a Prosecutor.

Anonymous said...

The 2 most over rated lawyers in our building:

Eiglarsh and Chris Lyons

Anonymous said...

If angry gurl weighs 118 pounds in a 5'10 frames, she's one skinny piece of string.

Anonymous said...

Eiglarsh is the Zha Zha Gabor of the Court house. Famous for being famous