Or....(thanks to the late, great Johnny Cochran)
"IF YOUR SHOES CAN'T CLEAR THE SCANNER
YOU CAN'T SEE YOUR CLIENT IN THE SLAMMER."
With Code Browns, earthquakes and tsunami warnings breaking out everywhere, now comes word about the trouble with Shoes at Metro West and with the Dade Department of Corrections (Motto: "You can see your client at any time for as long as you want on any day of the week that does not end with a "Y".)
This email made the rounds and started it all:
Rumpole wants to know if Ms. Georgi called the Blog El Capitan, or some paper pusher at DOC?
In any event, if you're following a time line, heres a quick recap:
an earthquake hit Japan, Judge Brown woke up for his morning Yoga, some clients brought more rounds of ammo into the REGJB after yesterday's weapons scare, and then this email went out: