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Saturday, October 21, 2023

SATURDAY ART AND NEW DEPO ROOM

 Breaking news, on a par with the Republicans unable to decide on the toppings for their pizza after their Sunday morning prayer group and caucus (and the tiny weeny barely significant problem of their inability to choose a speaker of the House and get Congress running) THERE IS A NEW DEPO ROOM AT THE REGJB [party time 💥👯]: 

Effective November 1, 2023 The Deposition Room will be relocating.

7th floor Conference Room 7115  (whoopie!). Next to courtroom 7-4.               

As you exit the elevator on the 7th floor make a left (Rumpole says, when in doubt go left) and pass the Double Doors, [and the cafe that makes the best grits and corned beef hash in Miami, truly...)  It will be on the right-hand side before courtroom 7-4. (But don't wander into the Judge's courtroom or experience the wrath of a disturbed judge: "Hi, ummmm, I was uh, just uh, like looking for the depo room, and umm...like where is is?"  The response will not be pretty nor fit for publication on a family blog...

If you would like to schedule the room, please call. The Court Administrators Office Circuit Criminal Division  (Motto: "Yes We Exist!") 305-548-5632. 

Next up some Saturday Art to soothe your confused soul over the changes to the Depo room and whether the Republican Caucus should choose ham and pineapple on their post prayer pizza, and who should be speaker. There is no comment to the rumor that Miladys Garcia, of late of the cleaning crew for the Hialeah branch court is considering the job. Apparently most of the Republican caucus has no opinion of Ms. Garcia, which makes her a frontrunner. You read it here first. 

Sojourner Truth and Frederick Douglas 

Langston Hughes & Upton Sinclair- quite a gem of an edition 


 


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Free trip to the soviet union! 1932 magazine. Leftists just as delusional then as now.

Rumpole said...

That’s all you got out of that? So sad your brain is so polluted by Fox that you can’t enjoy it for anything else.

Anonymous said...

Unlike you I pay zero attention to cable news. Have a good day, comrade.