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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

HELP WANTED

The (fake) news media is reporting that the President cannot get legal help. No lawyer will take his case.
Really?
We have a bunch of lawyers here in South Florida who send mailers and pay bondsmen for cases. 
Hey guys and gals, the mailing address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Wash, DC. 
Send an ad. You never know. 

Who do you think in the REGJB should take the case and do a good job?

Meanwhile we have a few suggestions:




Or this....








But really when you think about it, there is really only one lawyer for POTUS:



25 comments:

Anonymous said...

SIR KENNETH - Would you please go assist and guide President Trump with his legal problems.

Negotiate a withhold and county jail time. When you finish, hit The Palm in DC for a 6 pound Maine Lobster. Yum.

Anonymous said...

Im still astonished Mueller is spending more than one million dollars every month and to date has turned up so much evidence that Russia colluded with the Trump campaign and influenced the votes in Midwestern states by re-routing HIllary's plane so that she could not campaign there.

Jokes aside, Mueller has been personally attacked by the president and no doubt his ego is involved. This investigation is his life's legacy now. There is zero chance he will terminate it without recommending a charge against Trump, even if the evidence is not there. Unless we learn something new, there seems to be NO evidence of collusion, nor is there even a coherent theory as to how votes were changed, which means the best Mueller can do (and has done) is "gotcha" charges of obstructing an investigation into nothing, like a County Court Resisting Arrest charge when there was no reason to arrest in the first place. Of course, humans are stupid and get nervous when talking to the feds and lie about shit that doesnt matter, which means he can pick off and indict a bunch of people.

But there is no there there.

I wholly expect the next Dem president to face a similar investigation and likewise the next GOP president after Trump. The new normal is endless litigation and calls for impeachment from Day 1.

What a wonderful time to be an American.

Anonymous said...

I nominate for counsel these UM graduates, class of 1987. Fast Freddie Moldovan, leave the gold chains at home, Scott "I'll be back" Saul, Adelberto Jordan-resign federal bench- mo money mo money, Daryl L Jones-former gubernatorial candidate, and as a token woman in the starting five Wicker Smith partner, the white shoe element, Leslie McCormick.

Anonymous said...

8:18AM:

Complaining about the lack of evidence from Mueller's investigation is truly amazing. If Mueller has found evidence and he disclosed that evidence publicly, Republicans would scream to the high heavens about the impropriety of doing so.

So, if he doesn't release anything: "There's no evidence!! He should be fired!!"

If he does release anything: "That's incredibly inappropriate. He should be fired!!"

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how numerous meetings between Trump family members and others working on the campaign with Russian operatives is not evidence of some fucking thing. If its OK, then why did each Trump operative lie about the meetings. How did they all know they needed to lie?It is well known that Putin preferred Trump, at least because he is an incompetent clown. What were the different meetings with Russians attended by Trump Jr., Manafort, Sessions and a half a dozen others about? Adoption. Tell it to the Jury.

Anonymous said...

8:18am is probably right.

That said, you've got to appreciate the irony that Trump is furious about being harassed over an "all smoke and no fire" politically motivated criminal investigation after he lead the "Lock Her Up" movement (politically motivated "all smoke and no fire"). Chickens coming home to roost, and what not.

Anonymous said...

Who is this sir Kenneth guy?

Ave Maria said...

He's a south beach dandy that a cheese-head is in love with.

Anonymous said...

Albuquerque and DC have a lot in common. Slipping Jimmy McGill could probably make short work of all of this. S’all good man.

Anonymous said...

Sir Kenneth is legend I tell ya.

Ask around young uninformed person. His stories of chic will rock your world.

Anonymous said...

8:18 a.m.,

You say: "Of course, humans are stupid and get nervous when talking to the feds and lie about shit that doesnt [sic] matter, which means he can pick off and indict a bunch of people." The humans you are talking about occupy (or occupied) the highest positions in the Trump campaign, transition and administration. They have all lied about illegal and/or suspicious contacts with the Russian government, during the course of or following the 2016 elections, with which Russia undisputedly interfered.

Flynn has confessed to lying about illegal conversations with Amb. Kislyak regarding sanctions during the transition. Papadopolous has confessed to lying about his contacts with Russians. Sessions has been caught in repeated lies about his own meetings/knowledge of meetings with Russians. Gates has pled guilty to financial crimes, and recent reporting ties him to Russian intelligence. Manafort has been indicted in two districts for financial crimes, after having been fired from the campaign for receiving illicit payments from Putin's allies in the Ukraine; Manafort worked for those allies in the decade just before he became Trump's campaign manager, and owes a lot of money to an oligarch close to Putin. Kushner tried to establish a secret back channel to Russia at the Russian embassy in DC, and tried to get money from a sanctioned Russian bank. Trump campaign (J.D. Gordon) lied about GOP platform change to sanctions over Russian annexation of Crimea. Carter Page lied about his activities in Russia during the campaign. Trump Jr., with his father's help, lied about a meeting with several Russians, at least two closely connected with Putin, regarding receipt of Russian assistance (through illegal hacking) in smearing Clinton for the purpose of boosting Trump's chances of winning the election. In the face of overwhelming intelligence that Russia interfered with the 2016 election in order help him, Trump has been foot-dragging -- to a degree that alarms our intelligence and national security communities -- about imposing sanctions passed by nearly 100% of congress and about shoring up security before 2018 elections.

Does this prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the Trump campaign conspired with Russia to win the presidency in exchange for governing in Russia's interests? I don't know. But it certainly warrants further investigation into that question. Don't know about the rest of you, but I've seen local criminal investigations that took a whole lot longer than this one, involving far fewer people and much smaller stakes.

Anonymous said...

938:

Good for you. Keep the faith. It just can't be that this moron is potus fair and square. And if we can't get him on collusion, we'll get him on obstruction, or on stormy, or whatever. The guy is like super suspicious. Flynn decorated military? Not in my book... traitor. Sessions good old southern boy? No way... Russian spy. Oh and definitely that papa guy... super traitor. Mueller will save us. If not, we'll just impeach anyways. Or let's just fall back on "further investigation" into the 2016 campaign all the way into 2019, 2020, heck keep a good thing going.

Anonymous said...

Its Shumie time. I'm going to Kennytown.

Anonymous said...

PD office 3rd floor denizen here. Nobody knows this sir Kenny character.
He doesn't exist. Please stop

Anonymous said...

I find it hard to believe the Trumpettes posting on this site. Ignorance must be bliss.

Anonymous said...

Stop reading 3rd floor. Sir Kenneth biggest news since Lurvey resolved Suez crisis. Big motorcade seen tooling through Kennytown. Word is President Chump shopping new Attorney General South of 5th. Who could it be?

sao-go-go said...

4th Fl SAO here
equally in the dark.
Who is this Alta cocker?

Anonymous said...

Regional Counsel here (we just have one third floor office but we can't have separate office space in It because we are contractors)
Also not sure who the Sir Ken doll is. Never heard of the guy and I've been in court every day since Teddy M was a judge.

Anonymous said...

Calling Mr. Lurvey. Calling Mr. Lurvey. Please see the man, Donald Trump, at Mar A Lago to discuss a guilty plea with cooperation.

Anonymous said...

President Spanky will be humming a different tune once the investigation had concluded.

Who is sir kenny said...

I would love to become a **dandy**. Sir kenny if you're out there, what can I do?

On a related matter, MM can you please advise who sir kenny is?????

Anonymous said...

Hey 12.12. Sessions can be a southern old boy and still help the Russians. Otherwise, why does he need to lie about meeting them? The only reason Flynn was in position to make money from his Russian connections was because he was decorated military in Trumps inner circle. Why did he lie about his Russian meetings during the campaign? The russians are not dumb spies. they were not going to give up something of value without a face to face with people in power. Trump was not going to getaway with just "from now on you talk to Turnbull." Frankly,the case against this administration is looking like a slam dunk. I'm sure you think this is some kind of cosmic payback for those bullshit ten year Benghazi investigations but, lamentably for all of us, there is strong evidence in this one. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Rump- no post about the Pepe Herrera disbarment ?

Anonymous said...

2:56
My guess is you're pretty invested in this theory of collusion. When media said "collusion, collusion, COLLUSION", you said "yes, yes, yes!" Every day you wait. Wait, wait, wait. You tell everyone around you about this strong evidence. You believe. Good for you. I have no quarrel with you. I just happen to think this is all BS. The only thing I can say to you is that it is no longer 2016. It is 2018. Please, once 2019 is here, and trump hasn't been indicted, stop posting about it and move on. Do yourself that favor.

Anonymous said...

I’m not invested in anything. I’m just reacting to the only news I hear which is either court filings or the president freaking out over where Mueller is digging. I’ve never seen an innocent man so opposed to an investigation that will clear him. For this shit you slandered Obama for 8 years. I wonder what Reagan would say?