Dear Diary, coming up on 100 days as the big kahuna. The Big cheese. El Jefe. Da man. That's me!
Got a guy on the supreme court. Voted to allow an execution in Arkansas. Only sad part was the scum executed wasn't Mexican. Oh well, better luck next time.
100 days- promised to end Obama care on day one. Oh well.
Promised to build wall on day one. Oh well.
Promised to stop North Korea from launching missiles on day one. Oh well.
Promised to rip up Iran deal on day one. Oh well.
Promised tax cuts on day one. Oh well.
Promised to expose global warming as chinese fake news on day one. Oh well.
Promised to lock-up Hillary on day one. Oh well.
Promised to declare China a currency manipulator on day one. Oh well.
Promised to end World Bank on day one. Oh well.
Promised to not interfere in regional conflicts like Syria. Oh well.
Promised to withdraw from NATO on day one unless Germany paid fair share. Oh well.
Here's what I did do...
Biggest inauguration ever. What will good health care do for the average american versus his president having the biggest crowds ever? I mean really, I know what's important.
Re-did the drapes in the Oval. Obama had such bad taste.
Lots of golf.
Lots of Mar-a-lago.
Did bomb Syria.
Did threaten Australia.
Did insult German leader whaz-her-name by not shaking her hand. That sent a message. New sheriff in town. Can't push me around the way Bin Laden did with Obama. Which reminds me, when we catch Bin Laden it's going to be a big deal. Going to put him on a reality TV show. Make him work on wall with Mexico. Etc. Calling Mark Burnett later for ideas.
Did insult all US intelligence agencies.
Did have Patriots to white house. Super Bowl guys. Winners. Like me.
Everyone is saying this is the best presidency ever. That no one has ever seen a presidency like this one. Loving that.
Job is good. Golf game improving.
Gotta go. Treasury guy apparently has Mexican Amex card...gonna charge like 100K to start work on the wall. That will show them! Plus the travel points go to Ivanka and Jared.
Phone call later with Putin...got some good stuff cookin on French Election. Le Pen is our gal.
First state dinner with Mayor of Newark, New Jersey. State Dept said we can't have state dinner with local mayor. But I say yes. Burgers. Taco Bell.
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