THIS IS A JUSTICE BUILDING BLOG APD- WHERE IS JEFF SWARTZ? WHERE WILL HE GO? WHAT WILL HE DO? WHAT RACE WILL HE JUMP INTO? WHERE IS PAT KOPCO? WHERE IS MIGUEL DE LA OVER?
ALL SUSPECTS ARE CONSIDERED TO BE AMBITIOUS AND UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF 'ROBE FEVER". APPROACH WITH CAUTION. CARRYING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION MAY REPEAT MAY CALM THEM DOWN.
(Rumpole says: here we go.... PD " It's no Picnic " update, below. )
THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
BREAKING NEWS .....
Judge William Johnson has drawn an opponent. Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat has paid the qualifying fee and is in. He is a member of The Florida Bar for 35 years. General Practice, Solo and Small Firm,,and Real Property, Probate and Trust Law, and Tax. According to his web site, the firm handles legal matters in the following practice areas: Federal Taxation, Commercial Litigation, Real Estate, Personal Injury, Automobile Accidents, Slip and Fall, Family Law, Divorce, Child Support, Probate, Bankruptcy.
ALSO .....Jeffrey Swartz is out. Adrien and Ruiz Cohen are in.
CAPTAIN OUT .....
IT'S NO PICNIC TO BE A PD
Long hours, low pay, ungrateful clients......and now no PD Picnic.
Yes, it's our sad duty to report that one of the mainstays and traditions of the PDs office- the annual spring picnic, has been canceled, allegedly because of lack of interest.
And why was interest in the picnic lagging? Because, as we have reported before, morale is in the toilet as Silent Charlie's House of Blues.
Now the secretaries are evaluating the attorneys.
There is a pervasive "Stallinist" atmosphere of fear in the hallways. PDs are wondering who is whispering about them; who is trying to curry favour with the big wigs on 5 by whispering behind their backs.
"If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear"
That is the slogan being peddled in the House of Blues.
Kind of like "if you're not guilty, you should have no reason to want a lawyer."
They should know better than that at the House of Blues. For shame.