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Saturday, February 14, 2009

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU

The DBR reports that  Joel Brown rolled to a victory as a chief judge, with a "landslide" 62-59 win. The title of the post links to the DBR article. 

More later. 

Sartorial Splendor.
Ever alert for the need of lawyers to dress for success, we scour the ads and check out the stores, so that you can feel confident we will direct you to the very finest places for suits. The NY Times reports here on this recession proof industry.

The Days of Wine and Roses
 

18 comments:

tweeting with rump said...

You gotta follow Rumpole on Tweeter. He's even more hysterical and uses less words.

Jon Colby Tweets??? Shumie Tweets?? What's next? Obama tweets?

1301 said...

Kiton? No way....I would go to Brioni for my suits....and follow mayor "Mike" in the door.

fake weisman and fake hanfield said...

Kiton? We own a bunch of them!!!

Anonymous said...

Poor Fernandez. Guess he is going back to the Coconut Grove Chamber to retrieve the money he set aside as President...

Anonymous said...

Great link to the Broward Blog which shows how many jury trials each judge is doing. Any chance we'll see such a link for Dade judges? Yeah right

http://jaablog.jaablaw.com/2009/02/13/monthly-jury-trial-reports-for-january-2009.aspx

Fake Alex Michaels said...

Dis Judge Joel Brown eess really Chief Judge? I vatch him on TV dis veek. He is not real judge. Dis eeeeess major bullsheeeeeeet!

Anonymous said...

The DBR is wrong. Brown won by at least 8 and maybe 10.

Anonymous said...

Well we just need to elect a few more hispanic judges

senator said...

They're gonna make a move against Kilngman at the Tropi-gala. My man Turner told me this.

senator said...

One more thing:

Don't you contact me again. Ever. From now on you deal with Turnball.

Rump. I mean it.

frank pantangeli said...

You know Rump, you sit up there in your blogger's retreat, high in the Sierra Nevada mountains, while the Rosato Brothers are taking prisoners. You know Rump, my family doesn't eat in Las Vegas, My family doesn't eat in Miami with that jew Hyman Roth. I want those Rosato brothers dead. MORTE'!!!

Rumpole said...

Rump, your father liked Shumie, your father did business with Shumie, but your father never trusted Shumie. Or his Sicilian messenger boy Chris Pracitto.

the family said...

Family members

Vito Corleone — Father; Don from 1919 to 1946 & 1948 to 1950
Carmella Corleone — Mother.
Santino 'Sonny' Corleone — Eldest son; Underboss to Don Vito acting Don from 1946 to 1948.
Kathryn & Francesca Corleone — Sonny's daughters, born in 1937.
Frank Corleone — Sonny's elder son, born in 1940.
Santino Corleone Jr. — Sonny's younger son, born in 1945
Frederico 'Fredo' Corleone — Middle son.
Michael Corleone — Youngest son; Acting Don from 1950 - 1955 & Don from 1955 - 1958 & 1959 - 1980.
Kay Adams — Wife of Michael Corleone.
Anthony Corleone — Son of Michael Corleone.
Mary Corleone — Daughter of Michael Corleone;
Constanzia 'Connie' Corleone-Rizzi — Daughter.
Victor Rizzi — Connie's elder son, born in 1949.
Michael Francis Rizzi — Connie's younger son, born in 1954;
Tom Hagen — Adopted son; Consigliere to Vito and Michael acting Don from 1958 to 1959.
Frank Hagen — Elder son of Tom Hagen
Andrew Hagen — Younger son of Tom Hagen,
Unnamed Hagen daughters — Youngest children of Tom Hagen
Vincent Mancini-Corleone — Illegitimate son of Sonny Corleone Don from 1980 to present.
Johnny Fontane — Godson to Vito Corleone.
[edit]Dons
Vito Corleone: 1919 - 1946
Sonny Corleone: (Acting Don) 1946 - 1948
Vito Corleone: 1948 - 1950
Michael Corleone: (Acting Don) 1950 - 1955
Michael Corleone: 1955 - 1958
Tom Hagen: (Acting Don) 1958 - 1959
Michael Corleone: 1959 - 1980
Vincent Corleone: 1980 - Present
[edit]Underbosses
Sonny Corleone: 1946 - 1948
Fredo Corleone: 1955 - 1959
Aldo Trapani: 1954 - 1955 The Godfather: The Game only
Al Neri: 1959 - 1980
[edit]Consiglieres
Genco Abbandando: 1931 - 1945
Tom Hagen: 1945 - 1950
Vito Corleone: 1950 - 1955
Tom Hagen: 1955 - 1964
B.J. Harrison: 1964 - 1980
[edit]Capos
Peter Clemenza: 1931 - 1957
Salvatore Tessio: 1931 - 1955
Sonny Corleone: 1936 - 1946
Aldo Trapani: 1950 - 1954 (The Godfather: The Game only)
Rocco Lampone: 1955 - 1959
Al Neri: 1955 - 1959
Frank Pentangeli: 1957 - 1959
Joey Zasa: 1959 - 1979
[edit]Soldiers
Aldo Trapani 1946 - 1950 (The Godfather: The Game only)
Al Neri 1945 - 1955 Soldier in Clemenza Crew
Rocco Lampone 1945 - 1955 Soldier in Clemenza Crew
Joey Zasa Unk. - 1959
Willie Cicci Unk. - 1959
Paulie Gatto Unk. - 1945
Luca Brasi Unk. - 1945 Soldier in Clemenza Crew
Frank Pentangeli Unk. - 1957

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Anonymous said...

Poor Fernandez? ahh my friend at 1:30pm take note that those of us who admire and respect him (and others like him) are considering on what should be done with those who claim to be friends but are not. Time will reveal the consequences

Sow the wind reap the whirlwind.

SCARED said...

RUMP. THIS IS SERIOUS. IGNORE AT YOUR OWN RISK BUT PLEASE POST FOR YOUR READERS.

A very mean and bad band of disgruntled former employees of a law firm- IT guys and some associates, that were fired and then sued and lost a summary judgment, are in town. These guys feel beaten and abused by the legal system and they are striking back by very insidious use of email to infect the firms computer systems.

OK now the name. It sounds silly, but be warned: THE UNSCRUPULOUS POTATO HEADS.

HERE'S WHAT THEY DO:

They will gain access to your email system and corrupt known email addresses. Then they will send an email from someone you know with an attachment. When you open it it will seem empty. It will have a virus.

WHAT DOES THE VIRUS DO?

Not what you think. The virus primarily strikes word processing functions, because if you think about it, that's what lawyers do.

1) It will re-arrange the keyboard. When you hit one letter, say "e" a "z" will appear. BUT and this is significant- it will happen one or two times a document. Just enough to slow productivity.

2) It re-arranges pro-nouns. "He" becomes "she" and vice a versa. Your spell check doesn't pick it up, but your client will and will feel you are doing sloppy work.

3) It inserts subtle phrases, such as, in a letter, "this judge is a jerk", or in a pleading, "opposing counsel has large breasts."
Again, this will get past most spell checks, and will slow productivity to a crawl.

This is just a few of the many things this vicious group does. They followed a partner from California from the original firm that fired them, to her new firm in Chicago, and tormented the firm so viciously, that eventually the firm had to get new servers and scrap their entire system. The whole system was infected with viruses and back doors it could not be made secure, and they just had to start over. The partner was asked to leave.

Anyway, they are now in Miami, because I have a friend who works with them. Be careful. Be warned.
THE UNSCRUPULOUS POTATO HEADS CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE.

Anonymous said...

10:07 p.m., my concurrence, if I were up for election I'd be worried!

Anonymous said...

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Four U.S. Justice Department attorneys were held in contempt on Friday for failing to turn over documents to the legal team representing convicted former U.S. Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/usPoliticsNews/idUKTRE51C6N020090213