Wednesday, February 18, 2009
NEWS AND NOTES
New policy north of the border: in lieu of issuing traffic citations, officers will now let female motorists go with a warning that next time they will "spank their bottom" and a kiss.
Check it out here. Courtesy of the Broward Blog.
Want to win friends and influence people? Want to be the talk of the town, or at least the federal courthouse? Then go ask our favourite federal blogger David O Markus to be his guest blogger. David will be in a month long federal disorderly conduct case, and he is looking for a little blogging help. Take it from us, blogging can lead to fame, fortune, hot chicks, and entre' into the hottest parties on SOBE.
After we turned them down (again) powerhouse law firm Dedevoise & Plimpton has hired former US Attorney General Michael Mukasey. Above the Law has the details here.
BREAKING NEWS. This just in- the rest of people waiting in line for court on Tuesday have now be admitted into the courthouse. Judge Slom had "no comment" on the warrants issued for these people because they were "late to court".
"Get out of bed a little earlier!!!" That's what we say. Every judge in the REGJB manages to make it to work by 11, why can't the defendants? Enough is enough. Stop coddling these miscreants.
No "Auto Czar" for Car.
Obama promises to make money go far.
Most Detroit workers go to a bar.
That was Rumpole's Haiku of the day.
See you in court.