BREAKING BLOG NEWS: IN A HOTLY CONTESTED ELECTION, WE NOW PREDICT........
DEWEY BEATS TRUMAN......stay tuned.
The Cardinals are in conclave. No white smoke yet.
We may not be able to break the news when it happens. There's this horse running at 3 and ...never mind.
4:30 Update. Is it possible they're still at it? So many judges still in the courthouse this late (for them) in the day?
They say Brown is close. So were the Cardinals. Stand by.
5:20 Update: The golf courses and malls of South Florida are especially empty today for some unknown reason.
Joel Brown and Ivan Fernandez slugging it out (so to speak. They're both gentlemen and very fine judges.)
Which one will find Santonio Holmes in the end zone with 35 seconds left????
Rumor has it both judges have promised to "find Rumpole and hang him by his thumbs in the second floor justice building restroom". The rest of the judges gave a standing ovation.