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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

PAY ME OR I WILL DELETE THIS STUPID BLOG

I RUN THIS BLOG NOW. I CAN CHANGE ANYTHING. I CAN DELETE ANYTHING OR EVERYTHING.

RUMPOLE. EMAIL ME AND PAY ME OR I WILL BLOW THIS BLOG TO SMITHEREENS.

TICK TOCK.

23 comments:

NOTRumpole said...

20 MINUTES- NO REPLY AND THE STUPID PD POLL GOES. YOU HAVE UNTIL 3:30.

fake bill barzee said...

Do it.

Anonymous said...

enough already, it was funny for like 21 seconds

CAPTAIN said...

NORTH OF THE BORDER UPDATE:

Well, I'm still going to try my level best at getting the news out.

If you thought Broward couldn't get any wackier, you have to read the article in the Sun-Sentinel today about this:

A Broward County judge was told not to return to the central courthouse when he was demoted from hearing county court civil cases to handling traffic- and parking-ticket cases at the satellite courthouses, according to a letter obtained Monday [March 31] by the Sun-Sentinel. County Court Judge Jay S. Spechler learned of his reassignment in a hand-delivered letter dated March 27 from Chief Judge Victor Tobin. Neither Spechler nor Tobin returned calls seeking comment. A mover and shaker in former Chief Judge Dale Ross' administration, Spechler resigned as administrator over the county civil division shortly after Ross announced his resignation as the circuit's chief last May.

UPDATE:

The Judge resigned today and sent his letter of resignation to Gov. Crist.

Cap Out ...

NOTRumpole said...

Say good bye to the PD poll. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

CAPTAIN said...

Runp - pay the guy what he wants. WTF - you have made money on the pop up ads - just give him the money and let's get this Blog back and resume the good work you are doing.

Cap Out

CAPTAIN said...

and, this time, be a little more creative on your password.

NOTRumpole said...

Yeah Rump. Listen to the Captain for once. EMAIL ME DAMMIT IT.

Anonymous said...

Any chance you can delete all Capatains comments?

D. McGillis said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Anonymous said...

This has got to be an April fools joke, right?

Anonymous said...

Are you aware that you are also now the moderator of this blog:

http://whoisrumpole.blogspot.com/

CAPTAIN said...

Look Rump. I'm in for $250 and I'll bet others would collect money for getting the blog back. Shumi, L & L boys, probably even Laeser and others would throw in a few bucks. Pay the guy, get the blog back, and call it a day.

Cap Out....

Anonymous said...

I can get you a 100 Menudo Cd's for the Blog.

D. MacGillis

notrumpole said...

Mr. McGillis, Just offered me $1,000 for the blog. Can I get a better offer by 4:30 ?

Send me a private E-mail with all offers. Western Union me the money using keyword "Rumpole" and secret Code "hacker".

Anonymous said...

All those who do not understand that this is an april fools joke, please find the nearest police officer or corrections officer and ask to be taken into custody - starting with you magilla gorilla

Anonymous said...

Just so everyone knows I am not the one posting comments. I know this is a April fools joke.

Darrin McGillis

Anonymous said...

Darrin, do you sit on this blog all day and watch it (no offense to the other lawyers and judges who do the same)

FUCK YOU RUMPOLE said...

This shit is really getting stupid. It was funny this morning, but humour, unlike wine, generally does not get better with age.

Anonymous said...

Besides the fact some other people think I am Rumpole- name one thing- one valid piece of evidence that leads you to believe I am responsible for this blog. Just one piece of evidence that would be admissible in court. You can't. And I would appreciate it if you and everyone esle stopped acussing me. I have already had my picture on TV and have had clients call my office to see if I was in trouble. Enough is enough.

Phil R.

(Re-printed with permission)

Anonymous said...

I am laughing so hard, I am crying.

Anonymous said...

If the blog was hacked all personal attacks against Phil R will stay up. If on the other hand it is a April fools joke Phil R will delete the attacks against him because as we know he is Rumpole.

All right who has some real good stuff on Phil - have at it now.

Anonymous said...

Darrin, if you reduce my waiting time at the 9th floor attorneys service window to less than 30 minutes and require every clerk to take down the "don't talk to the clerk during court" signs, I'm in your camp.