Rumpole has semi-exclusively learned, while ensconced here, high in the mountains of ....
well never mind that for now. Rumpole has learned exclusively that the Dolphins will announce the firing of embattled head coach Cam Cameron.
Cameron leaves with a scintillating 1-15 record, and his last official words as Dolphins head coach were reported to be "I'd better not lie about why I was fired or Don Horn will fire me again."
In other local news, we are sad to forward this REPORT that Nonja, a resident of the Miami Zoo and the world's oldest Orangutan, has passed away. Like many long time Miami residents, Nonja was not born in Miami, however, she arrived here in 1983 and has been delighting Zoo visitors ever since.
There is no truth to the rumor that Nonja was about to be fired from the Zoo for donating some of her toys to charity. No, that monkey business is confined to the corners of 12th street and 12th avenue.
Again, our internet is iffy, so Happy New Year if we don't post before 2008.