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Sunday, January 07, 2007

WITWIR???



WHERE IN THE WORLD IS RUMPOLE??

74 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least when my kids were looking for Waldo, there were visual clues.

Anonymous said...

This is just a ploy. Rumpole will be under our noses on Monday.

Anonymous said...

I think I am going to hire Miguel Diaz De La Portilla to help me run this campaign to find Rumpole. It will be great to see him and his few remaining friends out on the prowl. They may even find Waldo.
B-)

Anonymous said...

Rumpole is not in a "Florida" court. He's in a Federal court - hop over there to find him.

Anonymous said...

This whole vacation thing is nothing but a ruse to try to conceal his identity.

Anonymous said...

contemplate the goat

Anonymous said...

He's in AZ, fools.

Anonymous said...

Colorado

Anonymous said...

New York

Anonymous said...

he is nowhere where it is cold. the east coast is warm. this is a ruse, rump is in county ct. bottom feeding as usual. the trialmaster.

Anonymous said...

find phil r

you find rumpole or at least piss him off

Mike Ditka said...

He's back home in Illinois

Even Steven said...

Not that Rumpole has let me take over in his absence, but as a frequent commentor let me say this:

Isn't Gator Loving Rick Freedman in Arizona for the Gator game? How about his Slomness Judge Sam? Two Rumpole suspects in my book.

The "not in a Florida court-look in a Federal Court" is also an interesting comment. Anyone know where Obi Wan Zenobi is?

The "its a ruse" comments sort of make sense, but why now? Is there anything that has happened recently that makes Rumpole feel the heat? Other than the intense Obi Wan Zenobi speculation, nothing much. Hmmm. what do we make of that?

Until then...I'll be watching what you do.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody else think even steven is a real jerk and stirs up trouble? I think in the spirit of Bennett Brummer, we should take a vote to ban even steven from thes blog.

PS: I think Rumpole is Obi Wan Zenobi.

Yoda said...

Obi Wan Zenobi is Rumpole you say?

Guessing where he is is a Jedi Master trick you say?

The force is stong in this Obi Wan Zenobi, but his furture is cloudy.
There is much uncertainty in him. Uncertainity leads to fear which leads to hate which leads to the dark side of the force.

Before picking him as Rumpole wait until more can be seen.Y

Anonymous said...

you?

Anonymous said...

Brian Tannebaum is Rumpole. I said. Everyone knows it. Thats that.

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unless its Fingerhut. Do you think its Fingerhut? How about Lurvy, or Reizenstein, or Shuminer?

Anonymous said...

Wherever Rumpole is, he is still moderating because he has deleted my poem and old school joke directed at Even Steven.

What up with dat Rumpole? You don't remember the old "You know they were looking for you?"

"Who"

"Dees m.....nutts!"

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i dont care where rumpole is,

i just wanna feel the gator love tonight,

with or without you.

Anonymous said...

Anyone know where Obi Wan Zenobi is from. His bio doesn't come up anywhere.

Anonymous said...

there are alot of gators on this blog, we are all proud of the gatornation, and urban leand.GO GATORS, BEAT THOSE POISIONOUS NUTS!!

Anonymous said...

zenobi is from the north. he has not attended any decent schools. he is the ultmate bottom feeder with his buddy, louis [bad breath] jepaway.

Yoda said...

Call Obi Wan a bottom feeder you will? The dark side of the force is strong in you. You are filled with hate.

Hate comes from anger which comes from fear.

You are fearful I see.

Come to Master Yoda.

I will help you put aside your fear which will cause you to lose your anger, which will eliminate your hate. Then you shall see all the power of the force.

May the Force be with you.

Anonymous said...

If the gators were playing Miami or FSU, I would hate them. But, now, since they are championing The GREAT State of Florida, I can proudly yell...GO FLORIDA! Show them where football is a man's game, not a bunch of fat kids running around the field!

YODA said...

Gators will win, I predict to you now.

The force is strong in that quarterback.

Anonymous said...

Ok, now I hate this Yoda more than even steven.

Anonymous said...

David Miller is still the Dark Sith Lord.

Anonymous said...

Why must Rumpole be a man? Maybe she's Josie, Migda or Gina Mendez Locke 'N Load.

Anonymous said...

Why are you hating on Zenobi? Zenobi is a great guy and a helluva lawyer. He's as honest as the day is long.

He's also a private guy. He doesn't run around talking trash about others. So, why hammer him here?

So much jealousy. Sad.

Yoda said...

Why is Rumpole a man? Because a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, when this blog started Rumpole gave two interviews 1 to the DBR and one to the Miami NewTimes where he called them, and the reporters confirmed he was a man.

Anonymous said...

OBI WAN ZENOBI IS THE MAN!

Anonymous said...

Odor of gas permeates NYC. Gas attack or is Rumpy ol Rumpole in NYC trying his case?

traditional english breaksfast includes beans for breakfast, right old rumpster?

ffffffrtttttstsssst.

Anonymous said...

Actually Gina Mendez Locke 'N lOad and MArk Eiglarsh are identical twins and collectively write under the pen name of Rumphole

Anonymous said...

Can someone help me? I read the blog regularly, did I miss the discussion where it was proved Richard Hersch was not Rumpole?

Got the experience, got the wit, in the know. Why not Hersch???

Rumpole said...

Glad to see everyone behaved whilst I was in court. I can and do quickly monitor the blog on my cell phone. I am laughing at the suggestions I am in Arizona. I wish.

If you per chance are on the road, come to the bar in your hotel and if you see a lonely man typing away on his Acer in the corner with some chicken wings and a bowl of Tostitos, viola! You will have your Rumpole.

Rumpole said...

PS. A traditional English breakfast includes a fried tomato, a fried slice, two fried eggs, toast, and beans. Yumm.

Fake Scott Saul said...

Rumpole can you help me with the fact that my favorite singing group from the 70's is the same as my favorote bondsman: ABBA?

Broward said...

Broward.

Anonymous said...

could cid smith be rumpole?

Anonymous said...

sid smith?

Rumpole said...

Coming tomorrow: WHAT'S A PD WORTH? A Denver judge and some economists arrive at some surprising conclusions. Only on the REGJB Blog.

Anonymous said...

Broweird.

What's a cid smith?

Go Gators. Go Florida.

Urban Meyer to coach dolphins???

Rumpole said...

OK. The line has held steady at 7.5

Close your eyes. Take the plunge.

G A T O R S.

Anonymous said...

Little cell phone blogging there Rumpy from Arizona? Huh? Caught ya, huh?

Anonymous said...

Stan Blake just got ill.

Anonymous said...

eiglarsh couldnt do something anonymously, his whole purpose in life is to see his mug on tv

Rumpole said...

Was that ref who presided over the coin flip a dofus or what?

Yoda said...

A mistake at the end of the game I see by Tim Teebow.

On a fumble will Ohion State score to win the game.

Oh My. Oh Urban Meyer.
The force is weak in that one I fear.

Anonymous said...

DALLAS BAKER...THE TOUCHDOWWN MAKER!!!

Anonymous said...

You guys want to figure out who Rumpole is? Take yourselves back to November of 2005. Who told you about the blog? I recall learning about it maybe 2-3 weeks after its inception. The honorable Mary Barzee told me of its existence.

My point is this. Whoever created the blog, i.e. "Rumpole," had to tell people about it. Otherwise no one would ever have found it. I mean, who would google "'blog' and 'justice building' and 'miami'" without already knowing that such a thing existed? Now of course "Rumpole," when he was initially telling people about the blog, would surely say something like, "have you heard about this new blog about the justice building? so and so told me. you should check it out." By thinking back to who was initially spreading the word about the blog, I believe that we can uncover Rumpole's true identity.

Fake Blake said...

Yoda- PLEASE DON'T JINX THE GATORS. TAKE IT BACK. NOW.

Rumpole said...

Dear Sherlock Holmes: sorry to burst your bubble, but longtime and careful readers of the blog know that I antagonized Brian Tannenbaum to get some publicity, plus I emailed the blog address to two yenta Judges who I knew -I just knew -they would forward the address to all their friends. Then The DBR emailed me and I did an interview. Then the New Times emailed for an interview. Then the PDs found out about the blog, Rory Stein called me a liar in print, I told him to drop his danish and come to court, and that as they say, was that.

Yoda said...

Take it back I won't.
Fumble he will.
Sorry you will be.
The force is the force and cannot be changed.

Anonymous said...

Well, genius Rumpole, those two "yenta" judges could then unmask your identity with a little careful cyber-sleuthing. That is, assuming they saved your emails. Yentas, what say you?

Yoda said...

see?

Yoda said...

fumble he will again.
In the game when it is late.

Rumpole said...

OK my dimwitted friend. Give me your email address. Then I will send you an email from my google email address: Howardroark21@gmail.com. Then what? Someone already threatened to sue google to get my IP address and they said NO.

Just how hard do you think this is? It's ez,man, ez.

Gator Nation said...

On Behalf of Stan Blake, Sam Slom, Rick Freedman, Jon Blecher, Chris Pracitto, and a legion of other fans, we demand Yoda take it back. NOW.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Rump, it would be very easy for a hacker to find out who you are from your email address. You see, that's the problem with fat, old lawyers. They have very little understanding of modern technology. So if anyone has a hacker friend, or client, I suggest you put him or her on Rump's trail.

Rumpole said...

Better buffoons than you have tried.
And the trail led them to an abandoned school house in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

hahhahahahaha.

Ohio State stands a better chance of winning this game then you tracking me.

Anonymous said...

Go Rump, Go.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody see the Q in court today. I mean did anybody see the man? My lord, why he is not over in civil making millions I'll never know. It has got to be his simple love of humanity and desire to help his fellow man.

Fear the Q
Respect the Q

close your eyes
become the Q

Anonymous said...

ok, so rumpole is jewsih b/c only a jew just uses yenta judges in a sentence...go from there

Rumpole said...

ohh..you're so smart-hang on (no-I ordered the lox and bagel platter with a kinish and some ruggalah and a Dr. Browns Cream Soda, no ice.) OK where was I? Oh yeah, what makes you think I am not a gentile?

Rumpole said...

What in the world was that? Just punt the ball and stop the tomfoolerly please.

tony clifton said...

That's ridiculous? Someone tried to sue? Someone tried the same on me but I fought back.

Anonymous said...

Buckeyes? UGH!
Go Gators!

Anonymous said...

10:33 - FU Q

fake urban meyer said...

suck on this buckeye jeffy swartz

Anonymous said...

Rumpole - my Gators won, but I can't celebrate until I know who you are. It is the focus of my life. If I keep hinting that you can be found out, will you confess? PLEASE?????????

Anonymous said...

Who is Rump? I say the answer lies somewhere in Belize.

Anonymous said...

Who gives a wet fart who Rumpole is?

Anonymous said...

This is what I see, Rumpole will go down. Sooner or later and he will be the poorest man who had a Bar Card. For sure.

Also, I would like to announce that Operation RTFTF and KKC are a GO! It's going to be Delicious. :-)