VITAMIN C AND TYLENOL

 Fresh on the heels of the big announcement Monday that Tylenol causes autism ( as per Robert Kennedy Jr, Lunatic, Mass: "A couple of people we know who have autistic children said their wives took Tylenol while pregnant and while the Biden administration hid this valuable research, we will not...")  comes the warning from Robert Kennedy and the FDA ( Motto: "Science driven until January 2025") that Vitamin C causes liberalism. 

"Liberalism is a disease as we all know. And who are liberals? Democrats. And Democrat starts with D and what comes before D? C!" 

Besides a campaign to ban vitamin C Kennedy announced new "recommendations" including 1) don't ever go to a hospital. Where do most people die? In a hospital. So what do the statistics show us? To avoid dying, do not go to a hospital.  2) People need to "tough it out" when having a heart attack or an appendicitis attack. If people would just exercise more, it would all go away. 3) Kennedy dared Covid to come back. The next time we get a Covid attack we will, as president Trump said in his first term, just chug a little Clorox. The days of vaccine makers fooling the public are over when Clorox will do the trick.  4) Announced a public "shaming" of all children who have been vaccinated. "Children who have been vaccinated will be required to enter school through a side entrance where the rest of the children will be lined up and will chant SHAME SHAME at those stupid enough to get vaccinated. Parents of vaccinated children should face immediate prosecution under existing child welfare laws. 5) Announced the resumption of bleeding therapy. "It was good enough for the 1700s, why shouldn't it be good enough today?" 6) Ordered the removal of all references to Doctor Jonas Salk from all government buildings and texts and further ordered that he be labeled a "a criminal of the twentieth century" for his "misguided work on Polio. Everyone knows that it is vitamin B that protects children from Polio. All that Salk did, like Hitler, Biden, and Obama, was line his pockets money from with disinformation. 

So there you have it. Vitamin C causes liberalism. Science sucks. And we are headed straight back to the dark ages. 

Just remember this. When the next pandemic hits, and it will. And people cry out for the experts to invent a vaccine and cure, the United States will not have anyone available to help as Kennedy has fired most of them and purged scientists from the government programs where science used to carry the day.