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Saturday, September 27, 2025

THEY'RE BACK AND FATTER THAN EVER

 Good Saturday morning. We eschew posting our thoughts on the Coney indictment (thin) and will post about it Monday, as well as a can't fail motion to dismiss. Saturdays should be about fun, unless you're a federal blogger who works on top of a garage and is currently immersed in the intricacies of the rules of civil (yuck) procedure. 

SERGIOS TURNS 50

Before we get to the plump ursines, we note that El Herald is reporting the 50th Anniversary of a favourite Rumpole hangout: Sergios! You can often find us deep in a breakfast serving of mezclado and a colada many days of the week. And nothing beats a late-night steak sandwich or Cuban sandwich (or both!) after imbibing some of our favourite adult beverages. 

FAT BEAR WEEK!!! VOTE HERE 

Yes it's one of our favourtie times of the year when we get to vote for our favourite chunky denizen of the Katmai National Park. This is the cam that allows you to watch these chubsters chunk up for the winter on salmon. 

Our guy is Chunk (naturally). He is an eating machine...and it shows. Unlike 88% of the REGJB, no mounjaro for him. If he was in Miami, he definitely would be rampaging through Sergios with us.  While his main source of calories is wild salmon, he never met a carb he didn't like.  While Ben may have quit Jerrys (or was it the other way around?) he can go through a case of Jerry Garcia and then finish it off with gallons of Chunky Monkey. He votes 9.9 for every pizza Dave Portnoy reviews. And no "one bite" for him, unless its half a pie going down in one mouthful. 

So Vote Chunk. Because big is beautiful. 

CHUNK IS THE HEFTY FELLA ON THE RIGHT


Sunday we set about rebuilding our bankroll with some can't miss bets, and Monday we tell you all that is wrong with the Comey indictment. Hint: Everything. 

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