UPDATE: We are live tweeting the inauguration of the 46th President of the United States @justicebuilding
First, some trivia. Inauguration day starts a string of palindromic dates that will end with 1-29-21. However, the next January 20 inauguration day that will be palindromic will be in one thousand years 1-20-3021. Unfortunately most of you will not be around to read our post on that day. And prediction wise, we make this prognostication- the election and inauguration of the semi-human, semi-robot- Ivanka Clinton-Bush. And the slogan? Make the United States of Apple-Tesla Great Again. MUSATGA!
IN Science, Dr. Fauci, Masks, Global Warming. Paris Climate Accords.
OUT: Fossil fuels, fake news. America First idiocy on global warming.
IN : CNN AND MSNBC.
OUT: Fox news.
IN: The Oval Office.
OUT: Being fired via Twitter.
IN: THE DOJ, An independent AG, The Cole Memo, Cannabis.
OUT: Indicting defendants for the highest possible crimes.
IN: Criminal Justice Reform.
OUT: Pardons.
IN: NATO, Germany, England, France, China, Mexico, Muslim Countries, Immigration, Dreamers.
OUT: The Wall.
IN: Rescue Cats and Dogs.
OUT: Diet Coke in the Oval Office.
IN: Pelotons.
OUT: Sloth, Golf.
IN: LGBT (Dr. Rachel Levine is the first transgender person to hold a senate confirmed office- Assistant Health Secretary).
OUT: Old white men (except that the President is the oldest white male to hold the office).
IN: Professional Diplomacy.
OUT: Lunacy.
IN: Trains (although the Secret Service put the kibosh on Biden taking Amtrak to DC).
OUT: Complaints about not being treated fairly.
IN: Daily White House Press Conferences.
OUT: Nasty White House staff who think their poop doesn't smell.
IN: Economic Stimulus and Higher Taxes and Republicans suddenly discovering the deficit again.
OUT: Tax reform for the rich.
IN: America.
OUT: This 1,461 day nightmare. Call it the end of an Error.
TRIVIA: President Biden shares a name with an (in)famous Miami Judge. Name the name and the Judge.
POP QUIZ:
Which did NOT occur in the last 1,461 days?
A) The President tried to buy Greenland using Puerto Rico as payment;
B) The President canceled a trip to Denmark when it refused to sell Greenland to the US;
C) The President suggested ingesting bleach to combat Covid19;
D) The President led a Boy Scout Jamboree in a chant of "Lock her up" aimed at Hillary Clinton;
E) The President used a sharpie to alter a map after incorrectly stating that a hurricane was about to hit Alabama;
F) The President wondered why nuclear weapons could not be used to break-up hurricanes;
G) The President sent real troops to the Texas-Mexican border to defend against an imagined invasion of a caravan of illegal immigrants set to invade the US to disrupt the 2018 mid-term elections;
H) Mexico did not pay for a border wall;
I) The President called white-supremacists in Charlottesville, North Carolina, "decent people".
J) The President won the states of Georgia, Pennsylvania, Arizona, and Nevada?
K) All of the above occurred. It has been a looooooong four years.
9 comments:
Meek Robinette
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His name was Meek Robinette. And I believe Biden is also the first president named Joseph.
Biden is the first president named Joseph. And some how some way, Meek Robinette intrudes into the presidency of POTUS 46. Biden's middle name is Robinette. Who woulda thunk it? Truth is stranger than fiction.
THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
First, I was wondering when someone would invoke the name of Judge Meek Robinette; (Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.).
Second, Charlotte is in North Carolina. Charlottesville, is in Virginia. And I hear there were "very fine people, on both sides" protesting there in August of 2017.
Third, contrary to popular belief, President Biden did not become President at 11:48 or 11:49 AM this morning at the conclusion of his swearing in by CJ Roberts. Pursuant to the 20th Amendment to the US Constitution, ratified in 1933, President Trump was President until 11:59:59 AM. President Biden became President (and VP Harris became VP) at precisely Noon.
CAP OUT .......
captain4justice@gmail.com
What a releif!
AS the meeker would exclaim, " Your motion is DENNNNNNNIED". Great guy and tennis player.
I was a prosecutor during the reign of the "Meek One"
I mean when he was a supervisor in the State Attorneys Office as well as appearing before him when he was a judge as a line prosecutor.
Impressions: Worthless
Under the influence after lunch
Clueless
Racist
Could not find his way out of a paper bag with two hands and a flashlight.
Other than that, not nice guy.
What’s in - dudes playing girls sports. Let’s crack some skulls! 😂
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