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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

2021 WEEK ONE V.20

 It is now January 5, 2021. We have NEW judges! Longtime and careful readers know how we feel about robed readers. Still, congratulations on your new career. As Winston Spencer Churchill's family toasted him in the evening of his first day at Number 10 Downing Street: "Here's to not buggering it up!"  Churchill had Fleet street to report his failures, unfortunately for our new robed readers.... You have Us. 

We do believe this humble blog has a mention in Judge Soto's initial meeting with every new Judge. Rightfully so. 

Now to new business. 

It is January 5, 2021. Here are some rules. 

ITEM: Merry Christmas should be replied to with a withering stare. No more of those please. 

ITEM: Happy New Year should have ended Monday. We will give you until the end of the week. But watch it. The longer the week goes, the less tolerance we have for such nonsense. One day is the same as the rest in reality. 

ITEM: The ball hung in the air, along with the Miami Dolphins season. The wide receiver had broken behind three defenders  in the end zone. The ball was a bit high and he jumped for it...

The Steelers had marched back in the fourth quarter and pulled within two points with a late TD with about a minute and a half to play.  One scenario for the Dolphins entry into the playoffs was the Browns losing to the Steelers. The Steelers, and even more so, the Dolphins needed the Steelers to tie the game. Alas, it was not to be. The ball sailed just a bit high, glanced off the fingertips of the wide receiver, and tumbled to the ground, along with the Dolphins playoff season hopes. When the music stopped, your Miami Dolphins were on the outside of the playoffs looking in. There is a lot of hope for next year. Your Dolphins are a playoff team. Bank on it. 

4 comments:

Real Fake Judge You Know Who said...

The scene- Chief Judge Soto's office
CJS: Place your left hand on the bible and raise your right hand to god. Now repeat after me.
Real Fake Judge Elect You Know Who: I, real fake judge you know who, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the laws of Florida and this blog, and I will to the best of my ability preserve protect and defend the Constitution of the United States and this blog, so help me god.
CJS: Congratulations. You are now a real fake judge of the blog.
Real Fake Judge You Know Who. " I am honored. No more moniker of real fake judge elect you know who. I am now a real fake judge you know who of the blog. It feels amazing. I'd like to thank so many who have come before me. Fake Tannenbaum comes to mind. Real Fake Former Judge is another idol of mine. There are so many and I am sure I will not be able to mention them all. It has been a great ride to get here. My upset victory in the election. The uproar and ridicule and finally, now, redemption. All I can do now is promise you my best efforts at being Real Fake Judge You Know Who. Thank you. Thank you one and all.

CAPTAIN JUSTICE said...

The Captain Reports:

COVID-19 ADVISORY #59

SELF-MONITORING NOTICE

An individual who worked in the locations and on the dates listed below has tested positive for COVID-19.

Persons identified as having been in close proximity to the confirmed individual are being notified and will be asked to take all necessary precautions.

Richard E. Gerstein Justice Building, 1351 NW 12 St.:
Courtroom 4-7
Room 411
Room 7100

Last dates worked: Dec. 28-31, 2020


Persons who were in these locations recently should follow self-monitoring steps for the next 14 days as outlined in the Centers for Disease Control website at:

Cap Out .....

Anonymous said...

Best comment Of the year. 3:13 pm.

Anonymous said...

Texas brings in jurors. Waits till after deliberations to tell them, “Oh by the way, the defendant exposed you all to Covid.”

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/01/05/texas-jury-trials-coronavirus/