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Monday, February 03, 2020

WIG OUT

Monday saw a 100 year draught hit the REGJB. 🚰
The water was shut off for most of the afternoon. 
Judges used to an afternoon Nescafe were cranky as espresso machines everywhere ground to a silent halt. 
Toilets 🚽 could not be flushed. 
Hands  could not be washed. 
Faces could not revived with a cold water plunge. 

The cause? A woman tried to flush her wig down the toilet on the second floor. It got stuck and a pipe burst. 

The reason for the wig-out? 
No one needs a reason for wigging out in our beloved REGJB. 


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