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Monday, October 24, 2016

OUR KIND OF JUDGE



 Judge McBain, of Michigan, ripped off his robes and tackled an unruly defendant, yelling "tase his ass". 

Now here is what we like about Judge McBain. You get what you see. No phony impartiality. No smiling as he calculates the highest possible sentence and then tells your client what a great job his lawyer did. 

Nope. We prefer a Judge who wears his true stripes on his or her robes. 

Judge McBain. Crime Fighter. Tackler of litigants. Well done sir, well done indeed! (we are certain there is a space on the bench for you in Broweird). 

See You In Court where we've seen corrections beat the bejesus out of a defendant; we've seen at least two criminal defense attorneys slug their clients, but we've never seen a judge do it. 

8 comments:

fake florida supreme court justice john colby said...

IM GUARANTEEING A DENVER LOSS TONIGHT knocking sir kenndal weisman out of the suicide pool.

Anonymous said...

Who is this SIR KENNY? Is he truly a God?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Apparently Millan bailiff causes mistrial in murder case. Said something derogatory about defendant to jury. Conflict ASA from Monroe. Lurvey for defense.

Anonymous said...

Justice Colby. This would be a terrible injustice as it would also knock out the blogger readers favorite attorney Dan The Man Lurvey.

Anonymous said...

Millan nice guy terrible Judge.

Anonymous said...

Dan the man Lurvey having to go to trial? How come he could not work out a reasonable plea deal? No tea and scones with the lead detective?

Kissimmee Kid said...

Remember Brevard County, the place were the Judge threatened to "beat the ass," of the jerk PD? McBain was a prosecutor there before moving to Michigan.