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Sunday, October 16, 2016

MASS CONFUSION

Hi, blog intern here. Well, not really a blog intern, more like an intern in the tech dept of the firm Rumpole skulks around from time to time. 

So I'm a nerd and don't follow sports. Game of Thrones, yes?  Thrower for the Giants? No. 

Anyway, Mr. R is at a tech conference outside of Austin and some firm is unveiling something way cool and they killed the wi-fi and cellualar service and all he could do was call me on a land line. I'd rather be with him at the conference. Anyway, he gave me the nuclear codes to log on and was yelling about picks looking at emails for a survivor pool and a speadsheet and quite frankly I have no idea what to do. 

Survivor the show? Way yes. Survivor pool? No idea. So as a last resort I am posting this, and he should have service sometime this evening and will do whatever he needs to do. Sorry. 

He also said I should pick games. Fallout4, Call of Duty are the games I would pick, but I am thinking he meant I should tell you who would win the football games. No freaking idea. Is sports betting even legal? 

Bye.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please intern. Let us know what KENNY W picked in the survivor pool - so I can pick the same. He is God.

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Anonymous said...

Best post on this blog in a long time.