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Saturday, November 28, 2015

NFL POINT BREAK EDITION

They've re-made Point Break. Really? We needed another Point Break? Why tinker with a classic?

The Super Bowl rematches continue with the Steelers visiting the home of Starbucks and the Seahawks.  The o/u is 44 and the Steelers are getting 4.5. We like the over and the Steelers getting points coming off the bye week. But since the NFL has been trying to rematch super bowl games of years past, shouldn't the Steelers have played the Cowboys, since they've met three times in the SB?

Tampa Bay at Indy- over 45.

 Arizona at San Fran. We like the visiting red birds against the struggling miners -7.5.

Cheaters at Denver. Is this the week? Maybe. Broncos and Orange Crush -1.

See You In Court Monday.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

For discussion:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/27/opinion/how-to-prosecute-abusive-prosecutors.html?emc=edit_th_20151128&nl=todaysheadlines&nlid=61533062

Fake colby said...

What's the deal with Turkey? It's a country and a bird? Can't think of any other way that works. OK. French fries and French toast. But it's not like we eat Pakistan. Or Zimbabwe or Ethiopia or Belarus.

Anonymous said...

Tinkler Tailor Solider Shumie

Real Fake Former Kenny said...

Blame it on a Bassa Nova

Anonymous said...

The mining of HaiPhong harbor, May, 1972, was the definitive turning point in American Foreign Policy in the last fifty years. Please, lets have a vigorous, energetic, and polite discussion. No more of this Ruckleshaus nonsense please. Non-issue. Non-starter.

RFB said...

There's a "Real Fake Former KENNY" ??? WHY??

Anonymous said...

What about operation Linebacker? And LBII?

Anonymous said...


Rump. Where the heck do you make up your lines. Vegas Insider has lines from six sports books, shows what the opening line was, and shows what the consensus line is. None are close to anything you have suggested. Seahawks are -3 and 45.5.

Tampa Bay Indy 46.5

Arizona is -9.5

And Denver is a 2.5 point dog


Fake Rick Freedman said...

Still subbing for Fake Jay White who's out with a touch of phelbitis and diverticulitis.
8 YARDS RUSHING?? Are you kidding me? 0-6 on third downs??
Can't move the ball.
How about running some zone reads for Tannehill? Open things up on the edges a bit and then jam Miller up the gut.
Something. Anything. This is mighty depressing.

chicken parm you taste so good said...

Whatever happened to Kirby dar Dar and African Nigerian Grant? Those were the days we had a good team.

shumie said...

Bernie Parmalee.

Fake Rick Freedman said...

21-0/ I'm gonna need another order of chili-cheese fries to go with this drubbing.

Anonymous said...

Every time they come out in quarters and rotate the safeties down, they get beat on the post. I keep saying it, and nothing happens. This team sucks. Can't play defense. Can't play offense. Bad decisions on special teams. At least they are consistent in all three phases of the game.

Anonymous said...

They just turned up the music and turned the sound down on the TVs at the Ren. A sure sign the Dolphins are getting creamed. sigh....

Anonymous said...

Emerson Boozer and Matt Snell should both be in the hall of fame.

J...E...T...S..

JETSJETSJETS.

Don Drapper said...

28-7. I'll have another vodka please. A double actually.

Don Drapper said...

BTW always loved Emerson Boozer. Naturally.

Don Drapper said...

35-7. Keep em coming.

Real Fake Former Kenny said...

38=14. How's Shula's health these days? Always felt he deserved one more chance for a ring.

Anonymous said...

So here was my holiday. Separated from wife a few months ago and she took kids to some resort in Virginia with her whole family. I'm paying and I'm not wanted.
Ate Thanksgiving Dinner at a Dennys by myself. Got food poisoning from a bad piece of turkey or stuffing and because I have diverticulosis and that could be deadly, ended up in the hospital by 6am Black Friday. spent all weekend in the hospital getting IV fluids and IV antibiotics and watching everyone else getting visits from their family. Just got home to my empty apartment. Nobody cares. What's its all for? All the work, all the planning, all the hope, and you f'ing end up in a hospital over a holiday all alone.Nobody cares if you die.

Happy F'ing Thanksgiving.

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Secret Judge said...

Assuming 4:25:00 PM is a 'real' post, this is for you. Pick yourself up off the ground, dust yourself off, and get back in the game of life. Dedicate yourself to getting in the best shape of your life. Do everything, you can afford, to improve your personal appearance. Things WILL improve. Next time, be more prudent.

Anonymous said...

First of all I'm real. I sent Rumpole an email first.
Second of all, who said I don't look good? I look great.
Third, FU telling me to be more prudent. I had a fourteen year marriage.
I happen to have a few physical ailments that occur when you age. I eat well and exercise. The issue is I gave everything to my family and they could care less as long as the checks cash. I am hurt and heartbroken and just broken.
Thanks for your dumb advice. Not.

Anonymous said...

4:25, listen to the Blues, they will cheer you up. Been there

Anonymous said...

Jason Bloch take note :

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking

Anonymous said...

4:25 - I'm so sorry for your troubles. Holiday season is the worst time to feel rejected and alone. You can do everything right and still be wronged.

My advice -- something I did at a similarly low point in life -- do something really challenging for someone in worse shape than you. I took on a bone-crushing pro bono case with issues and clients I cared about. You sound like someone who likes to give love. There are lots of ways to do that, especially for criminal defense lawyers.

Anonymous said...

4:25/7:40 -- cannot imagine why anyone would not want to spend time with you. Toxic, obscene, hostile, self-absorbed and incapable of accepting kindness. Wish I would have invited you over here.

Anonymous said...

I think it says a lot about Rumple as a man that he starts a fantasy football league, talks trash before season starts, and then quits when things don't go well..........can't even keep league fair by setting his lineup

Anonymous said...

Fins just fired Bill Lazor! Hallelujah!!!!

Secret Judge said...

NOW I understand why your wife left. What a loser you are. I used to love to try cases against people like you, so easy to defeat, always looking for sympathy and bemoaning their fate. Douchebag. Your mental ailments outweigh any physical ailments you may have. Merry Christmas and may our Lord Jesus Christ watch over your sorry ass.

Anonymous said...

It's Shumie time for Jesus. ISIL is coming, it's the end of days.

JAI said...

Good start.

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