Up north, there's a hint of chill in the air, before the bright midday sun brings at least one more summer kissed day.
They're playing the finals at the US Open.
The baseball division races are heating up.
This may be our favourite day of the year!
And of course, the now world famous, earth shaking, smack talking, playa hatin, very frustratin, REGJB Survivor Pool.
Kenny Weisman, smack talking attorney extraordinaire, gourmand, stylish-well dressed- dapper, and defending co-champ, started it off with this email:
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2:23 PM (18 hours ago)
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Denver Broncos.
( my sole goal this year is to defeat Colby)!
( my sole goal this year is to defeat Colby)!
The other defending co-champ, the quiet and dignified Dan Lurvey simply picked the Eagles. He lurks in the shadows this Dan Lurvey, and then he strikes and if you are a prosecutor, your case is over before you know it, and if you are a survivor pool contestant, he simply fades into the mist, and survives another week.
The picks: You can still join by emailing us a pick before the last games (Giants ve Lions, Chargers v. Cardinals) on Monday night begin. Fbpool13 at gmail.
Our Picks:
J...E...T....S...Jets Jets Jets. Gang green -5 at home; A Rex Ryan Defense at home, against the worst team in the league (sorry JAX) starting a rookie QB. Could it be any easier?
Lions -3 at home against the NY Football Giants. Megatron and Stafford (who happen to be our starting WR and QB in the REGJB FF league). Need we say more? Lay the three against a Gints team with a new offense.
Steelers vs. Browns. Over 41. Brian Hoyer is a very underrated QB. He will put up some points. The Browns have a great D and may win this game, but it will be close, and the Steelers offense has enough firepower to make this a 28-27 game.
Titans at Chiefs. This line opened at KC -6 and fell to KC -3. Lots of Tennessee moving the line. But on opening day, take the favourite and some KC BBQ at home. KC -3.
Other thoughts: Stay away from Panthers game as Cam Newton status is uncertain; Cardinals at home -3 because until San Diego shows us something, they are a perennial disappointment; Matty Ryan has a big day with Falcons over Saints at home; Broncos at home vs. Colts- Colts played Broncos tough last year. Did the Super Bowl show that emperor Peyton has no clothes? Take the 6.5 and the Colts.
What a great day! Enjoy. See you in court tomorrow.
13 comments:
Lurvey quiet? Not.
The silent stadium
echoes no more
fans fill the aisles
the people roar
as the for the very first time this season
we hear the very best sound
THAT'S ANOTHER MAMI DOLPHINS FIRST DOWN!!
Go Fins. Beat those stinkin Pats
It's not football season until Fake Jay White posts a bad poem.
Kenny Weisman is a fake. A fraud. He juiced rumpole to win the Fantasy football pool last year. Everyone knows he does that. He should be banned. He is a scourge to the great american wholesome past time of survivor pools.
He's a bad seed.
I will win.
I always win.
Unless you know who cheats.
I am the best.
Everyone else is the worst.
Especially Mr. fancy foo foo foodie with his unpronounceable ties and clothes and BMWs and Porsches and fancy condos.
Prediction: by week three I will be one of three left. Mr. sobe steak and caviar will be sipping diets cokes by the pool wondering what went wrong.
wow- Colby has two fakes. That's mad respect.
Hey Colby, you wanna dance you gotta pay the band
You wanna win the survivor pool
You gotta beat the man.
Go Kenny W. Beat that retired fake
Fake shumie is in the pool. We pick the jets. And come watch all the games at The REN (a venue). 20 super hi-defs have all the action and of course we have all your craft beers and top shelf liquor and the best chicken wings and pork Chicharones sliders in town.
You forgot avuncular. Kenny is avuncular.
Jay White ,Jay Green
This is gonna sound mean
but the Dolphins are the worst team that I've ever seen.
Jay White, Jay Red, Jay anything but Fred
The dolphins are so bad they're better off dead.
Jay White, Jay Yellow, Jay be a good fellow,
the dolphins play so bad you're not gonna be mellow
Jay White, Jay Brown, the dolphins make me frown, when the only thing they can shout about is a lousy first down.
Jay White, Jay Blue, lets talk about what's true
any time you pick the dolphins its a day you're gonna rue
Jay White, Jay Black, you're gonna catch some flack
if you keep writing dolphin poems like some cheap hack.
Holy shit Batman! What is going on with the Eagles?
Steelers/Browns over.
Eagles loss will make this a quiet survivor year
Rumpole goes 1-2-1 on his bets and he is knocked out of Survivor Pool in Week One. Ouch.
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