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Monday, June 28, 2010

ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL

There is for once, a happy ending to a startling and sad kidnapping caper:

From: David Sisselman
Sent: Monday, June 28, 2010 12:03 PM
To: All BHB Building Users
Subject: Thank You for your kind thoughts



To all of you who have wished me well in my time of loss, Thank You for your kind thoughts. This morning, due largely to the executive activation of the PD Delta Team, my purloined Blue C.R.B.s have been anonymously returned. I thank all for their willingness to contribute to the ransom , but millions for Defense but not a cent in tribute.

Thanx

DS

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rump, we type on a listserve that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You? You Rick Freedman? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Leacock, and you curse the FACDL. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. that Leacock's lambasting, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that listserve, you need me on that listserve.

Fake Jude "The Hammer" Faccidomo.

Anonymous said...

David, I am glad that you got your balls back.

Anonymous said...

Sisselman and Ferster have done a nice job of creating rebellious hijinks at our office. I love a good sarcastic joke that confuses at least a few under 28 year olds.

Anonymous said...

jude faccidomo is an italian. he understands respect. leacock is an odd peacock. she needs to have her feathers clipped

Anonymous said...

ferster and sissleman are the coolest guys at PDO. too bad they dont run the joint instead of people like rory stein and ray tasseff back when I worked there

Anonymous said...

COLONEL JESSUP, DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED??????

Anonymous said...

randle petre is cooler then both of them together. rory stien is seriously the biggest jerk i have ever worked around.

Anonymous said...

Glad people at the PDs office have time to waste with stupid pranks.

Anonymous said...

I dont get the bad mouthing/ No reason for it.
DS

Anonymous said...

You smart ass who is upset that PD's "have time" to play games must live a very dull life.

I suggest you go to the mall and get a life.