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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

DOLPHINS BLOW IT

Today is Tuesday and if business is still slow and you didn't call Susannah Nesmith yesterday, what are you waiting for??

Fallout from our criticism yesterday of Atticus Finch was rather severe. Some emails suggested we would be hung in effigy if they only knew what we looked like. Criticizing Atticus Finch to a group of lawyers is akin to going to a Dolphin game and saying something negative about Dan Marino. It's just not done in polite company.

Mr. Markus is back blogging with the third addition to his family home and safe and secure as he plans for tuition to Harvard, class of 2027. What do you think that will run? About 400K a year, plus whatever they will be using for books by then.

And speaking of returns, the Broward Blog appears to be back and running after a brief summer hiatus.

123 of the most discriminating individuals we know follow us on Twitter here. Perhaps you should too.

Football season is almost upon us, and before the first snap, before the first tackle, before TO's first curse at the QB for not throwing to him, the Dolphins have officially blown it.

Go here to see and hear the awful reincarnation of the Dolphin's fight song. But first we recommend a strong shot of medicinal brandy, and a barf bag. It's truly awful.

See you in court.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anybody in the DUI world keeping up on a Sarasota case where Circuit panel excluded ALL breath results where implied consent was read? Ruling based on a discrepancy between the description of the Intox 8000 in DOT manuals and the one in FDLE guidelines....

Anonymous said...

That fight song sounds like someone went nuts with their Casio keyboard....ha. Go Jets!

Anonymous said...

The original was awful.

This is even awfuler.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Ricky Williams has put on a little weight and Ronnie Brown is a bit light in the rear...but I bet by the end of the day "Ricky" was laying the Wood to "Ronnie."