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Sunday, October 14, 2007

WEEK SIX

The best cure for a losing week is taking a week off.

The second best cure is doubling down your bets.

The third best cure involves a young woman named April at a Gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas, but we’ll leave that for another blog and another time.



The fourth best cure is to bet against the Raiders
.

Oakland meanders into a bees nest of angry Chargers. What San Diego did to Denver last week is a crime in several states. Lay the 9.5 and watch the fireworks,


We like Seattle at home coming off a bye week against the hapless Saints. Lay the 6.5


Wanna know who Rumpole is? He’s the guy humming the songs from Springsteen’s new Album: Magic.

In Dallas, Vanilla Phillips' Own Worst Enemy has Come to Town:


You can't sleep at night
You can't dream your dream
Your fingerprints on file
Left clumsily at the scene

Your own worst enemy has come to town
Your own worst enemy has come to town

Yesterday the people were at ease

Baby you slept in peace
You closed your eyes and saw her
You knew who you were

And your own worst enemy has come to town
Your own worst enemy has come

Your world keeps turning round and round
But everything is upside down
Your own worst enemy has come to town

The line on this game, according to 52nd Street Irwin is all over the board, from a low of 4 to a high of 7- with the NE Cheaters being the favorite. Lets call it 5.5. Lay the points and take the Cheaters. Your own worst enemy has come to town.

Pick your poison. Pick your own worst enemy: Brady. Moss. Belicheater.

Now be warned, the Cheaters are banged up- RB Maroney is a game time decision and Sammy Morris is his back-up. The absence of Maroney will change how the Cheaters play this game. But the Cheaters are one hell of a football team, while Dallas had the aura of invincibility removed from them last week.
We said we were going to pick this game, and we are:

NE Cheaters -5.5 on the road.

Here are two flyers: take the Cardinals at home -4 over the Carolina Panthers and take the Cleveland Brownies over the perfect season 0-16 Dolphins: Browns -4.5

So we say to the Cowboys: There’s a Darkness on the Edge of Town- and that town is in the Badlands:

Lights out tonight

trouble in the heartland
Got a head-on collision
smashin' in my guts, man
I'm caught in a cross fire that I don't understand

Cheaters 45- Cowboys 30 - although we'd feel a lot better if we knew if Maroney was playing.


Suicide Pool

It’s just Rumpole and Feet of Clay Kaeiser, in the battle for the Blog’s suicide pool champion.

Clay a/k/a CK weighs in with the Baltimore
Ravens at home over the Rams.

Rump decides between the Bears over the Vikes or the Jaguars over the Texans. The Texans had their hands full last week with a weak Miami team. The Jaguars have righted the ship and bring a very very good defense to the table. Rumpole picks the Jaguars over the Texans.


See You Tomorrow, humming some tunes.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

5 picks and no over/unders? what gives rump, that's not like you

Rumpole said...

I should have pulled the trigger on the under in the Tampa Bay game, thats for sure.

Fake Bernie Kosar said...

Cleveland has the Brownies
(admittedly) not the greatest football team
When they play the Dolphins
they take the ball from goal to goal
like no ones ever seen

They're in the air
They're on the ground
They're always in control

And when they play the Dolphins
The Browns look like they belong in the Super Bowl.

Rumpole said...

I have to admit the song is funny.

And the Dolphins are really really bad.

But I picked the Browns because if you look at their statistics, they play much differently at home. Whereas, the Dolphins play the same at home and on the road- BAD.

Rumpole said...

Do I smell a Fins comeback???Uhho.

Rumpole said...

41-24. Never mind. Same old dolphins d. Or lack of D. At least I called the game correctly.

Anonymous said...

u wrote a good sunday post also. rumpole, u are a prolific blog master. keep it up.

joe george

Anonymous said...

Someone who is a complete loser hinds behind this smuck name Rumpole. Real people with real morals don't hide behind web sites. Show your name hot shot!

Wimp, sissy bitch is what you are. I have had enough of your bullshit. This week I am coming down on you and your BS like a ton of bricks.

Wimp!

Anonymous said...

I waited in the woods for you to keep putting your foot in your mouth. I have known for weeks who you are. I have been waiting for the perfect storm to put my foot right up your a..!

Rumpole said...

For those of you wondering, our Capt Pro Se has gone off the deep end. You can read the comments on the previous post to see just how batty he is.

Anonymous said...

What's your name "sissy bitch"?

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Rumpole said...

Let me just point out that with 4 minutes left in the game, if the Cheaters had scored from the 5 instead of kicking the field goal, the Cheaters would have scored 45 points which is what I predicted. And the cowpokes currently have 27 points, or 1 field goal away from the 30 I predicted.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Win with Cleveland over Miami.
Win with Chargers over Oakland.
About to win this Dallas/Cheaters game.

Anonymous said...

0-16. guaranteed.

Signed,

Dolphin Phan enjoying the misery

Rumpole said...

Cheaters beat Cowpokes. Final score 48-27. Rumpole predicted: 45-30. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Rumpole said...

3-1 so far, going into the Sunday night game.

Anonymous said...

Check it out Rump. This is from nut job's website:

"BREAKING NEWS - 10-15-2007 - A Petition for Writ of Mandamus will be filed this week against the Florida bar to force a legal review of the complaint against John Doe aka "Rumpole". The bar in April of 2007, refused to open a case on a formal complaint filed against John Doe a blog operator and proclaimed criminal defense lawyer.

In addition Mandamus relief is being requested in the Florida Supreme Court against the 11th Judicial Circuit Court to compel a denied records request of all the emails and/or messages between John Doe and 10 current and former Judges. Copies of the Petitions will be posted once scanned in PDF. For a faxed copy contact us by Clicking here."

I am LMAO

CK

Just bored said...

CK what is the web site address? I want to read the petition.

Rumpole said...

I don't give idiots publicity. Find his website on your own.

Rumpole said...

That's it. I'm going to sleep. Probably in trial tomorrow. Hope the Seahawks can come back.

CAPTAIN said...

Six weeks down and ten to go. Rump is 22-16-2 ATS and up a fictional $555.

ps. Rockies win again. Up 3-0; and they haven't lost but one baseball game in a full month; (20-1).

Cap out