Monday, October 02, 2023

FIRST MONDAY IN OCTOBER

 For Supreme Court nerds, including those who work above garages across from the courthouse, there is no greater day in the year than the FIRST MONDAY IN OCTOBER. 

The Supreme Court begins its new term.

Justice Thomas flew in from the Maldives Islands on a Gulfstream VI just to make it on time (paid for by the Sultan of some middle eastern country via some right wing political organization that would be shocked to learn people would think such a benefit would influence the Judge's independence). 

Ahh the new term of the Supreme Court. Holmes. Douglas. Brandeis. Scalia. All pondering the great legal issues of the day. And Kavanaugh scouring the COSTCO circular looking for cases of Bud Light on sale.


 Thomas looking at flyers of resorts in the Philippines and AirBNBs on the Champs D' Elysee; and Coney making revisions on her speech to the Federalist Society- "The End Of The Exclusionary Rule In Our Time", while Roberts studies You Tube Videos of Baseball Umpire Doug Harvey. 

The First Monday of October. 

2 comments:

  1. Kavanaugh is boycotting Bud Light due to their transgender advertising …

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  2. It becomes clearer every day that the judges of South Florida (including Broward, if you can believe it) abide by a stricter judicial ethical code (written or otherwise) than SCOTUS.

    Steinbeck's Lennie was on to something when he "cried out suddenly--"I don' like this place, George. This ain't no good place. I wanna get outa here."

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