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 If you managed to habla ingles at the DMV and get a Florida DL, and later get a ticket from Officer Friendly and toss it in the pile of d...

THE CAPTAIN REPORTS: In 2022, Governor Ron DeSantis stated: “If a prosecutor wants to ‘reform’ the criminal justice system, then the appropr...

 Here are the things bothering us today.  Having to use Authenticator for logging on to CMECF. Thank You Putin.  The never ending same comme...

It's time to play Six Degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!!!  (Announcer) Jack Lang! Come on down and play six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein!  Emcee...

 We are old enough to remember the   English Only crusade that tore into the Magic City in the early 1980's. Indeed, there is now a pla...

Update: We once again correctly predicted the coin toss. Heads. We were a bit concerned about Joe Montana's shoulder, as we intimated i...

 Good Super Bowl Sunday. In this post we will handle some preliminary matters.  As all good M AG A Americans with a GED know, the Super Bow...

 When dog bites woman, no news story. When AUSA bites dog.... When an AUSA tells the court during a contempt hearing that her job, and pardo...