Hey, it's me! Millennial Me. 🙆🙆
We worked it out! Rumpole's letting me blog! He's not as grouchy as he pretends to be. (And he's never used an emoji on the blog and I'm the first because I'm a millennial and he's not).
Matt Lauer...Dude! Really? 2 million a month and you have to harass women?
And what's the deal with all these guys just taking it out? They expose themselves and then what? Do they expect the woman to get all goggled eyed and just swoon at the sight of it? I don't get it. How is exposing yourself erotic?
Shout out to Jeff DeSousa, PD appeals, who just won Knight v State. Knight filed a 3.800 motion to correct sentence. He was sentenced to life in prison on an information that alleged simple robbery. The court denied the motion to correct sentence and DeSousa took it home on appeal. Knight gets a new sentence. 15 max. Big win.
Meanwhile, big loss for immigration people in Jules v. State, where waiting until you face deportation/removal to file a 3.850 is a very very bad idea according to Judge Emas, even where the defendant was not informed of the immigrations consequences of taking a plea.
I'll take Pilates, Soul Cycle, Equinox and Cross-Fit over Orange Theory any day of the week.
I like Whats-App for texting, but I hate it when people call me on it. Just dial my digits regular style, will ya?
The black/white thing of Misha Nonoo is for me. Big time. Just can't afford it for now.
Wanna chat? Email me: Millennialme786@gmail.com
Amazing on James Knight. He's still getting live for Count 1 of the Information! Huge win!
ReplyDeleteRump, Yermish is a master tactician and so is Manny Alvarez. Every time Reid makes a move they have it aniticpated and a brillant response. It's starting to get to him and the trial hasn't started.
ReplyDeleteReid you magnificent bastard, they read your book. THEY READ YOUR BOOK!
THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
ReplyDeleteYour next federal Southern District Court Judge could come from the following list:
The 10 finalists for the 5 open seats in the Southern District of Florida are:
Roy Altman
Antonio Arzola
Benjamin Greenberg
David Haimes
Peter Lopez
Rodolfo Ruiz
Raag Singhal
Rodney Smith
John Thornton
Melissa Visconti
Cap Out .....
Anyone but Thornton
DeleteAltman please no. Ruiz, Haimes, Thornton, Singhal and Greenberg.
ReplyDeleteWonder how Rubio's staff will consider Thornton screwing over Hispanic lawyers to kiss up to members of the nominating committee.
ReplyDeleteOnly one female? Really? The list should be thrown out and start all over.
ReplyDeleteJudges Lopez, Thornton or Smith would all be great. But I hate losing them as they are good trial judges and among the best at 73 West Flagler.
ReplyDelete2:40 pm - the sentence doesn't make sense, and the conspiracy theory regarding Judge Thornton is a false statement.
ReplyDelete2:42 plus only one Asian. Totally throw it out until we get one north Korean-American, one Eskimo-American, one Madagascaran-American, one kiwi-American, one transgender, one undocumented alien, and one non-gender. I think maybe the north-Korean American could be a male but I'm on the fence...I think yes but only if he's Muslim.
ReplyDeleteMark Eiglarsh just said on Fox News that he has “TRIED OVER 150 JURY TRIALS” ...
ReplyDeleteTrue or Not True?
Not true
DeleteGood job Millennialme786.
ReplyDeleteInteresting and funny too.
L.A. said-
ReplyDeleteI dont know Ruiz although I’ve heard he’s a star. But of those on the list, I can’t think of a smarter more humble and qualified man then Arzola. What a gift that would be for Xmas.
5:40 - brilliant comment
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