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Showing posts with label Summer vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Summer vacation. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 05, 2025

SUMMER DOLDRUMS

 It is August and things have slowed to crawl. Perhaps you have not been able to get away. Lack of planning. Agreeing in February to set that murder case for August? Whatever the reason you, unlike us, are stuck in Miami. Maybe this will help. 

Summer Reading: 

1) The Admirals, by Walter Borneman. There were four admirals awarded an unprecedented fifth star during WWII. Who were they?  The sad part of this is that even we gave your run-of-the-mill DeSantis drone robe wearer, a few clues, we doubt 98% of them could identify the men and their roles. For the record, the admirals receiving a fifth star Admiral of the Fleet, were Nimitz. Halsey, King, and Leahy. Name the one that commanded a battle group in WWII. "Umm...this is not what I thought this would be, I thought we would talking about original intent of the framers."  

You're right, it was a trick question. While Halsey was most known for holding the line in 1941 when all that stood between Japan and California was the Enterprise, Lexington, and Saratoga, who were all at sea during the attack, and later commanding the fleet at the controversial Battle of Leyte Gulf, Nimitz had a sea command in the North Atlantic before the Pearl Harbor attack required Roosevelt to replace Admiral....? Anyon? Bueller? Anyone? Admiral Husband Kimmel who was in charge when Pearl was attacked. 

The least well known, and most influential of the group was William Leahy, who had recently retired before the war started. Roosevelt recalled him to active duty and put Leahy in charge of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Leahy became a close confident of FDR and was rarely not at his side during all of WWII. He wielded tremendous influence over the conduct of the war. 

2) The Black Swan Mystery, by Tetsuya Ayukawa. Written and published in Japan in 1960, this is a post-war "film-noir" type of simple yet expertly written murder mystery that satisfies on a beach day. It's been re-released and available on Amazon. 

So what else is going on? 

There's some controversy over Sydney Sweeney and also the firing of the head of the Bureau of Labor statistics after she posted revised employment numbers last week showing the economy had actually lost nearly 260,000 jobs in May and June. We are not sure if the two controversies are related. What exactly is Ms. Sweeney doing wrong? (And for that matter, who is she?) Of more note is the remarkable move of firing an expert for reporting the truth. 

"Mr. President, a category five hurricane is bearing down on Florida and we expect catastrophic damage." 

"Who said that?" 

"Well, uhh, the chief meteorologist of the National Weather Service." 

"They're fired. That's Biden-Obama propaganda."  

There are all sorts of applications for the novel idea of ignoring reality.

"Hey honey how was your checkup?"

"Bad. The doctor said I gained twenty pounds and needed to start on mounjaro." 

"Oh, well, you have looked a little heavy. And you haven't been working out as much."

"Nah. I'm just going to switch doctors. It is so much easier. Want Five-Guys for dinner?"

And on and on it could go, until the economy collapses, the environment collapses, the guy eating another burger and fries collapses while walking up a broken escalator at the REGJB. 

Enjoy Your Summer. 

Monday, July 28, 2025

TIME TO GO AWAY

 IT’S TOO DAMN HOT

There comes a time in every Miami lawyer’s summer when the seersucker suit starts to suffocate, the courthouse AC wheezes in protest, and the iced cafecito sweats faster than your last cross-exam under Judge Thomas's stare. That time, dear readers, is now.


It is too damn hot.


Like “sixth circle of Hialeah hell” hot.

 Like “I just saw a bailiff fry an egg on the sidewalk of the REGJB” hot. 

The kind of heat that makes the parking lot at 1351 look like the surface of Mercury and has the usual suspects at the PD’s office fantasizing about taking depositions in Reykjavik.


A few seasoned attorneys have the right idea: briefcases packed, auto-replies set, and they’re already in the mountains of North Carolina or sipping something chilled in the south of France (because appellate extensions taste better with Bordeaux). The rest of you? You trudge from courtroom to courtroom, dodging puddles of sweat and pretending that polyester is “lightweight.”


And yet—despite the melting faces and scorched tempers—justice, like that one AC on the seventh floor grinds on. Judges still bang gavels, ASA’s still offer pleas no one wants except victims, and some poor civil lawyer without a vacay airbnb on the Cape is still trying to schedule a depo in August.


So here’s your legal tip of the week: File that continuance. Reset that depo. Put the jacket in storage. And if your case isn’t first up on the calendar, maybe—just maybe—get out of Dodge. Let the courthouse bake. It’ll still be here in September.


Yours in sunscreen and sanity,

Rumpole


P.S. If anyone sees Judge De La O who is everywhere, covering everyone (but no longer an admin Judge) in robes and flip-flops again, please send photos. The people demand transparency. 

Tuesday, August 29, 2023

HOW DID YOU SPEND YOUR SUMMER?

UPDATE: GLOBAL WARMING A HOAX! No noticeable effects.  Summers are just hot. Deal with it. 



We approach the last holiday weekend of Summer 2023, when heat levels reached such critical levels that even the most ardent Republicans were forced to admit that they lowered their AC "just a bit". 

How did you spend your summer?  Did you try a case? Did you visit Disney? Rumpole spend it (and is spending it) bathing in the North Sea. 

Were you arraigned multiple times?