Here it is, sadly, the last week of regular season games for 2025. It's been a great year and we are going to miss the steady diet of football on Sunday, Monday and Thursdays.
The games this week are bleh, and it is too difficult to really know which teams will be playing starters and which have pulled the plug for the year. For example, the Dolphins are sitting Devone Archane, who has been our go-to money-making prop bet on the over for his rushing yardage.
But we have a secret.
One word, and it's not "plastics". (for those of you born after 1990, especially judges, see below)
Under.
You know what the line was in the Seattle-49er's game Sunday night? 48. The final was 16-3! It was not even close.
So today we are loading up on under parlays, including this gem:
Browns/Bengals under 48 + Titans/Jaguars under 46.5 + Fins/Chaters under 45.5 +Lions/Bears under 51.
All of them are good plays by themselves. But a four team parlay hit would be as sweet as a SDNY Judge granting a Maduro defense motion to suppress- and as unexpected. That's why they call it gambling.
Have fun. See you in the Playoffs.
FF AND SURVIVOR
Going into the last weeks Rumpole had won the Survivor pool and was a top seed in the FF playoffs! He had the never done sweep of both blog football contests in his sights.
But alas injuries decimated his team, including the loss of starting QB Mahomes, and even with that, heading into a San Fran 49ers MNF game he was up and just needed 49ers star running back Christian McCaffery not to score two TDs, which he did, allowing the eventual champion to knock Rumpole's Last Hurrah FF team out of the playoffs and into a respectable third place finish (above a certain judge who loves Minnesota wide receivers who are vastly overrated if you ask us).
And the Champion was....Fantasy Femme Force!
Step forward and identify yourself for the accolades which are deservedly yours.
It just kills us that most you have no knowledge of culture before 1985.
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