July 2 marks the half-way point of 2025. We are somewhat hesitant to report this, lest we cause a dozen or more DeSantis Judicial Drones to reflect on their year and how many defendants they have sentenced to the max after losing at trial- mindful of course that there is no such thing as a judicial tax for losing at trial.
But putting aside the misplaced aspirations of robe wearers to be known as Maximum, how has your year gone? What are your goals for the second half of 2025?
Rumpole’s Thoughts
Fight The Power
Rebalance - more resistance training, less cardio.
Stop work by 7pm on weekdays, 3pm weekends.
Max of 4 Trulys per week (down from 6)
Finish up those 2023 cases. Time to try those suckers.
Let go of that Assistant AG who objected to a first extension, and then got hammered by the DCA. We keep wanting to send them a copy of the opinion. “When starting off on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
Listen to all seven of Bruce Springsteen’s new albums - released as Tracks II The Lost Albums.
And catch Bruce and the E Street In Europe for the third summer in a row. Time is running out. We just missed the shows in Germany and Milan due to a tricky issue in the EDNY.
Bite the bullet, wait in line and get a cheesesteak at Danny and Coop’s- Bradley Cooper’s joint that is causing such a ruckus in the City food scene.
And while we are there, catch a few Mets games and make arrangements for playoff tickets. #LFGM
We start so many books, but finish so few. They just aren’t that good.
Rumpole’s Fourth Of July reading list:
The Admirals. Four men achieved the rank of Admiral of the Fleet- King, Halsey, Leahy, and Nimitz. This is their stories.
The Fate Of The Day. Second installment of Rick Atkinson’s series on the Revolutionary War. Rumor is everyone in DC is reading this,
Final, scary thought. We are now, officially and mathematically closer to 2050 than 2000.
“We’ll have another tequila shot please … actually make it a double.”