Donald Trump has been indicted in Georgia along with all your favouite election denier friends including Rudy Giuliani, John Eastman, Esq., Mark Meadows (former chief of staff), Jeffrey Clark (former Justice Department Official), Jenna Ellis (former Colorado ticket lawyer-really), and everyone's batshit crazy lawyer Sydney Powell, Esq.
We have the indictment below.
They are drinking bourbon tonight at the Georgia criminal defense bar! Yee haa! Drinks on them as they all got themselves a buncha new clients.
The charges include a RICO violation, a buncha conspiracy charges y'all for a whole bunch of stuff but not, as had been speculated, "whistlin dixie in the dark."
More to come.
And now, coming at ya, one of the greatest songs of the 1970s, Vicki Lawrence, and from 1973 That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia ("that's the night that they hung an innocent man. Don't trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer, cause the Judge in the town's got blood stains on his hands..." )
Indictment Georgia by Anonymous PbHV4H on Scribd
3 comments:
I’m going to play powerball and lick the numbers from the counts trump was indicted on $$$$$
OK, the Vicki Lawrence song reference is the best line in the history of the blog!!!!
Yeah isn’t it a great line? Like one of the best ever.
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