THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
THE MIAMI HEAT ARE HEADED TO THE NBA FINALS .....
For the seventh time in their 35-year history, the MIAMI HEAT are in the NBA FINALS. Last night, they defeated the Boston Celtics in Game Seven of the Eastern Conference Finals by a score of 103-84. The 8th-seeded Heat knocked off the Number One seeded Bucks in five; the Number Five seeded Knicks in six; and got sweet revenge in besting the Celtics in seven games. The Celtics were held to their lowest point total in their 102 games played in the 2022-23 season. Jimmy "F'ing" Butler was named the MVP of the ECF after averaging 24.7 points per game in the series.
Dear Rumpole:
As a die-hard HEAT lifer*, I have a lot to say to you, but let me begin by saying this:
Rumpole, I’ve appeared before Judge Colodny, I know Judge Colodny. Judge Yvonne Colodny is a friend of mine. Rumpole, you're no Judge Colodny. (HT: Lloyd Bentsen).
On May 29, 2022: In Miami - Jimmy Butler missed a potential game-winning shot against the Celtics in Game 7 of the ECF and said:
“Next year, we will have enough and we're gonna be right back in this same situation, and we're gonna get it done.”
On May 29, 2023: In Boston - Jimmy Butler and the Heat beat the Celtics in 7 to advance to the NBA Finals.
NUFF SAID.
GO HEAT !!!!!!!
Captain4Justice@gmail.com
*I am a season ticket holder and have been for two decades, attend many of the games during the season and post-season, and watch every game on TV that I don’t attend (home and away).
5 comments:
I hope Rumpole didn't pay too much for the Game 7 tickets he claimed he was going to buy. To lose by almost 20 points after coming out of the closet to unleash the trash talk he'd been holding in since his anti-Lebron rants of the last decade must have been devastating. This had to be almost as disappointing to him as the Heat blow-out of his beloved Knicks.
Go back to your crappy, gray city in the northeast if you don't like Miami fans. LOL! Pots and pans! Pots and pans!
I don't understand the obsession with putting a rubber ball in a net, but good for those of you that do. Have fun subsidising Micky Arison's next yacht.
This is Judge Colodny’s Bailiff. Please note that she will be unavailable on June 1-21 preparing to March in the Victory parade for the Miami Heat.
First, it’s a LEATHER ball … Second, how in the world does Miami Heat in NBA Finals get only 3 replies ?? Cmon folks, you’re proving Rump right (Which he usually is, but we can’t enable his Heat hating)!
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