Welcome to our insightful NFL and social analysis. This is the OVER edition.
OVER 195,000 of your fellow citizens got Covid on Friday.
OVER 1,450 Americans died of Covid on Friday. To put that in perspective, that's more American deaths every 35 days than died in the Vietnam war. For those millennials and robed readers who only have a vague idea of what the Vietnam war was, please stop reading our blog and head on over to Mr. Markus's blog where he may soon have a Podcast on the best ways to skip the lines at Disney and Universal, there are videos of Texas judges singing and dancing, and you may pick up tips on how to get the most likes on Postagram or whatever that social media platform is called.
Before we head into our award winning picks and NFL analysis, we alert you that we are closely monitoring the Trump campaign and their lawyers dark warnings that an international communist conspiracy from Venezuela and Cuba stole the presidential election. Yes Venezuela and Cuba, countries which cannot feed their citizens, have the technological ability to defeat American technology. SEE BELOW
Packers at Colts. Indy has limited opposing QBs to a 78.9 passer rating. They have eleven picks. Indy has a D and we cannot pick the OVER 51. In fact we are going the other way.
Chiefs at Raiders. KC is looking to avenge their only loss of the season. Las Vegas has some game of their own on offense. OVER 56.5 - noting that the score of their last game was 40-32 KC.
NE Cheaters at Houston. Nothing to like here from either team. The evil genius has somehow gotten his team into contention with a 4-5 record. The Texans stink but their QB can chuck it. OVER 48.
Miami Dolphins at Denver. Have you hopped on the Fins Bandwagon? We have. The Dolphins are -3 on the road in Denver, It will be cold. It may be nasty. But hey- we're Floridians- we're tough- we don't even have to wear masks during a pandemic while getting a tattoo in the bar of your local Don Carter bowling alley. Miami -3.
SURVIVOR POOL
Mr Markus- Vikes; Feiler- Chargers; Tischler- PASS (well played).
This is a great diet aide. We lost our appetite after watching this. But never fear, it returned and we had some wonderful smoked wild hog jowls for breakfast this morning (apologies to Dan Lurvey and his pet porker).
7 comments:
What is sick is that Trump is doing everything he can to fuck the us economy and covid response come spring of 2021....recalling finds to treasury, refusing to cooperate with transition, and more. All so that he can say 'look at how horrible Biden was....'.
Every day I check the comments section for one thing- another FAKE ROSY- don't disappoint me baby.
Yes. Oswald acted alone. But admit it. The literature going the other way is highly entertaining. I have read books and magazine articles pointing the finger at
1. Castro
2. The CIA
3. Military
4. Cubans in Miami
5. LBJ
6. Nixon
7. The mob, and
8. Ted Cruz,s father
Interestingly, no one has ever implicated the one person with the most plausible motive: his wife. There should be a picture of her on Onassis’ 200 foot pleasure boat staring into the sky with a devilish grin on her face.
Dude , if u cared about the economy u would not be a Biden supporter. My hope is that the Dems take the senate and do all the things they say that want to do. Defund police green new deal Medicare for all including welcoming all the illegals to get free school ( they already do ) and health care get rid of student debt. Let it burn I have already made my millions.
Dude at 5:25 pm
Yup, they go even further to the left in Europe. Yup, they live well there. Yup, they take care of each other. Yup, we only care about money here. Yup, you are an idiot.
Love the leopard print
I'm with 5:25:00 PM. I cannot believe we teach the dirty illegal children to read. Worse, we teach them math. Not dirty Spanish math, but, real Jesus-based Christian English math. Sickening.
No wonder all those sleezy Cubans come sliding across the border, they want their snot-nosed bastard spawn to suck up all our learning; leaving no learning for the white American kids.
If we don't put a stop to this nonsense they'll put another fisheater in the White House.
Kid
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