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Wednesday, April 01, 2020

TRUMP RESIGNS!

Amid a worsening outbreak that he has not been able to control, President Trump, the 45th  president of the United States resigned today, April 1, 2020,  after staffers uniformly refused to follow his orders to open the Country and order everyone back to work AND arrest Hillary Clinton for ordering the government's stock of ventilators shipped to Europe in 2015 in order to sabotage the administration's response to the virus. 

At twelve noon Vice President Mike Pence will take the oath of office. 

The former president will be golfing at his club in West Palm Beach and living at his residence in Mar A Lago, which he has ordered fully open amid the fake news of the virus. 

9 comments:

Evan Crawford said...

April fool's joke right?

Evan Crawford said...

You guys are not serious or what

Anonymous said...

dumb

Rumpole said...

Yes we are serious Aren't the other news outlets reporting this? Strange. He's out as of noon. Bank on it.

Anonymous said...

This morning in Metro Justice... Extradition Calendar
Abbe Rifkin for the State
Judge Venzer
PD: Defendant seeks ROR on petit theft from PASCO county... he just closed his petit theft from Dade County
Abbe: The State vehemently objects as the administrative order says if the Judge from Pasco county objects there will be No Bond... We must all follow the rules...
PD: Pasco county says they will not pick up indefinitely so you have to ROR
Venzer: Im inclined to do that... ROR
Abbe: No, you cannot judge, its against the law, petit theft or not... You must, you shall not release him you have to hold him... there is no other way.
Venzer: I guess you're right Ab, No bond...

I thought I could no longer be shocked by the actions of Rifkin and Venzer… but, in my estimation, this went beyond the unthinkable...

Anonymous said...

if only true.

CAPTAIN JUSTICE said...

That was a very creative jape you did there.

Anonymous said...

Please say it's true and Andrew Cuomo is now president!

Anonymous said...

If only.