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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

NAME THAT MALL

BREAKING THURSDAY: METRO WEST IS ON FIRE. 
Based on our 30+ years of experience, and this is just a guess, but you probably cannot get access to see your client until the fire is put out. 

First, this breaking news: FDC is CLOSED Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. No attorney visits. Nada. The reason? Not the Government shutdown but because TB- a highly communicable disease- has been discovered. 

Second: Would you rather lose your precious parking privilege at lot 26, which hasn't issued a new permit since Ted Mastos was sitting on the bench with his best pal The Mouse 🐭... OR 

Would you rather lose your REGJB "skip the line" Disney Fast Pass and wait in line for a security check with Hoi Poloi? 

Take our new poll. 

NAME THAT MALL
Let's a pick a good nick-name for the mall rising across from the aforementioned Lot 26. Here are a few starters:
"Sy Gaer Square";  "Janet Reno River Walk";  



15 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I'd rather leave my smoking hot GF before I'd give up my parking sticker. Are you kidding me? It's pure gold. I can read my texts while waiting in line. BFD.

Also, only 5% of your readers know who The Mouse was. Just sayin....

Anonymous said...

Honorable Peter Adrienn market square

Anonymous said...

I actually checked the other day, and they haven't actually issued a permit since 2008.

Anonymous said...

How about Carcel Vista?

Anonymous said...

How about, Marvin Emory Memorial Drive?

Anonymous said...

We had a funeral there for Sy so, that would be appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Robinette Marketplace for the mall.

Any seafood joint in the mall that sells calamari should be called Alsepe's.

Anonymous said...

They should build an exact replica of the Alibi Lounge in the new mall with drinks at the exact same price as in the legendary watering hole of the Holiday Inn.

Anonymous said...

Berty Soto Village

Anonymous said...

Let's go even further back in time. Just name it The Market Connection.

Rumpole said...

The Market Connection--- blast from the past.

Anonymous said...

We need to get back to basics on this blog rumpole. You used to have 50-100 comments a day. Now 10....wah wah wah wah..


The difference?


It Friday afternoon...and somebody needs to shout SHUMIE-TIME!
Get back to basics. Get back to The Q and Shumie, will ya?

Anonymous said...

What about the Kenny Weisman-Heisman? Was that awarded this year to the best intern from the state and pd? Or did I miss it?

Juan Gonzalez said...

Former circuit judge Howard Gross was the mouse and he passed away last month. He was interesting as hell and the plea conferences in his chambers were legendary. His judicial career ended in controversy but he was an excellent judge, a good friend, a great father, husband and a wonderful influence on many young lawyers. Nobody who knew him forgot him. May he rest in peace.

Anonymous said...

Love Carcel Vista.