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Sunday, January 07, 2018

OVALLE v. PUBLIX

If you have not been following the contretemps of Ace Herald scribe David Ovalle and the express lane at Publix on his twitter account @davidovalle305 then you have been missing a treat. The issue has, at last, through the volunteer efforts of two retired Judges from the Third DCA, and yours truly, been resolved. While we will not ruin the ending, it is our strong advice that if you bump into Ovalle at Publix, you walk the other way. He's a rabble-rouser.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about two avocados at 2 for $3? You only scan once. Two items? HARDLY.

Anonymous said...

Hey I heard the 2016 POTUS election was "hacked" and illegitimate. I heard there was Russian collusion. Um, where is it? How were the vote tallies wrong or illegitimate? Thrilled to hear how the Russians effected this.

Or.... were you guys totally full of shit about this because you live in a bubble and thought HRC had (in the immortal calculations of the NYTimes) a "95%" chance of winning? And your brains were so broken by the incongruity of your Wall Street and Media appointed candidate not winning, that you are flailing wildly to explain how she lost? And spending tens of millions of dollars on a DOJ probe that, to date, has turned up a few guys lying to the feds about unrelated matters?

Anyway, Im sure there was "collusion". Can't wait to hear all about it, on this blog. Remember - the election was "hacked"! The Russians did it! The 1980s called and want their foreign policy back! Trump and Putin re-routed Hillary's plane so that she could not campaign in Wisconsin!

Anonymous said...

Funny. Brilliant. Everything good about why I log on. Thanks Rumpy

Anonymous said...

9:47 Let the professionals do their job and let the chips fall where they may. Or would you prefer a rush to judgment?

Anonymous said...

Trump is a breath of fresh air. That’s why he won. He took out the republicans and he smashed Hillary. He is anti establishment. He may crazy shit but we know what he is thinking. He says it. No filter. Not presidential. That’s what the fuck we want. Just say it. Don’t hide what you think. God damn. Smart people get it. Trump likes to grab Pussy so he’s evil. Clinton fucks interns and uses their vaginas as humidors and he’s a great guy. I listen to you slaves talk about right wingers on the Supreme Court - yet the best judges on the court for criminal lawyers are Thomas and the late Scalia. You are slaves. Remember , my sex and my drugs are my own fucking business, I don’t ask you what position you like to fuck in. Occupy America bla bla bla.

Anonymous said...

@9:47: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJS3AYMJ2gM ("Authentic Frontier Gibberish" from Blazzing Saddles for those to lazy or paranoid to follow the link)

Anonymous said...

In defense of La Abuella, a 'full cart' means she does NOT have all the time in the world but must get home to days worth of holiday cooking and baking.