In this season of startling news, we have some startling news....(steady now)
Our President, is, like, a bimbo Valley Girl Ya ( with no offense to those women who live in the valley outside of LA)
Because, like, we cannot like make this up, like, like...this is what like, he actually, like tweeted, cool...
Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump 4 hours ago
....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....
From like, Occupied America, like, fight the power. Duh!.
An Appellate decision in Ovalle v. Publix.
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