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ITEM: On September 22, 1862 President Abraham Lincoln issued a preliminary emancipation proclamation order warning the South that he would issue a formal emancipation order for every slave in any state that did not end its rebellion by January 1, 1863.
September 22, 2017. The White House.
Kellyann Conway (KAC) and DT- POTUS 45.
The Oval Office.
Television: "Next on Fox and Friends, the shocking proof that Hillary Clinton was not just on a Russian KGB* Agent's Payroll, but she may have had a not too secret affair with a Russian diplomat. Also, why cold winters mean global warming is a hoax. Fox and Friends- fair and balanced. Stay with us..."
DT (to himself) I knew it. On the payroll. And having sex. Gonna tweet this now "Lyin Hillary took cash from KGB. Lets see if bleedin Mika will mention this on Morning Joe?"
KAC (walks into room): Mr. President. Today the emancipation proclamation was issued...
DT: Repeal and Replace.
KAC: No Mr. President, I don't think you understand..
DT: Did you just say 'No' to me?
KAC: Yes Mr. President, but you're mistaken...
DT: Who won Florida, Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Wisconsin and California?
KAC: I'm not sure about California, but otherwise you did sir.
DT: Who had the largest inauguration in the history of the world?
KAC: You did sir.
DT: And are you allowed to say 'no' to me?
KAC: No sir, I'm not.
DT: Very good. Now I know more about this emancipation thing then all the generals in Iraq, Korea, and West Germany. Here's what I want. Immediately. A statement from Spicer right now. Send him into the damned press room now...
KAC Sean doesn't work here anymore sir.
DT: Do not interrupt me when I am setting policy. ..
Issue this immediately. 'The President is committed to the policy of repeal and replace all failed Obama administration policies. Today marks the shameful anniversary of the emancipation proclamation. I call on all Republican senators to repeal and replace this failed Obama policy immediately and send americans back to work, with the health care they deserve, in a cool climate.'
DT: Did you get all that? Issue it now!
KAC: But Mr. President...
DT: Kelly...don't say the N word again. You know I don't like it.
KAC (downcast eyes): Yes Mr. President. (Starts to walk out)
DT: One more thing. Fox has proof global warming is fake. please get that report for me ASAP.
*The KGB doesn't exist anymore, but that doesn't stop Fox from speculating about the KGB and Clinton.
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