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Saturday, September 19, 2015

NFL WEEK TWO 2015

UPDATE: IT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR  BLACK SUNDAY. A FAVOURITE GOES DOWN AND WIPES OUT THE POOL. THE SAINTS LOSS TO THE BUCS WAS THIS YEAR'S MASSACRE.  14 Players go down including Rumpole, Colby, Rick Freedman, De La Over,  Lucy Lew, Lurvey, and DOM. Better luck next year. 

We went 4 of 5 last week (naturally) in our picks, and squeaked out a week one survival thanks to the last second heroics of Tony Romo and the Cowboys over the Gints. 

Mad Dog Corner: Chris "Mad Dog" Russo", currently on Sirius Satellite Radio, is the finest sports talk radio host in the business. Doggy tweeted out his picks this week after going 2-1 last week: 
Giants -2.5 over Falcons; Packers -3.5 over Seahawks; Eagles -5 over Cowboys."

This week we like the following teams;
The Packers -3.5  over the slumping Seahawks on the road at Green Bay.

Eagles -5 over the Desless Bryant Cowboys, and we also like under 55. 

Colts -7 over the J..E..T..S Jets Jets Jets on Monday night.  

Arizona -2 over the slumping Bruins in Chi Town, and under 46.5.  

Ravens -6 on the road at the Oakland Alameda County Stadium  over da Raiders. 

Survivor Pool: BLACK SUNDAY 
There are some nice picks this week, headed up by the Saints at home over the Buccaneers (Rumpole's pick), Colts over the Jets in Indy,  Ravens over the Raiders in Oakland, and the Eagles over the Des-less Cowboys in Philly. 

THE SAINTS LOSS WIPED OUT THE POOL. ONLY THE LUCKY SURVIVED





"I didn't leave the Democratic party, they left me."
Ronald Wilson Reagan. 




 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't hear the COLBY -Kenny podcast Stayin alive. Who'd they pick?

Rumpole said...

Hi. I'm getting on a plane to the SDNY so I won't be able to post the final survivor pool picks until later. If you want to post in the comments section feel free to do it.

Anonymous said...

Who is the real intercontinental man of mystery? Ronald Wilson Reagan or Jeff "ja man" Fillier.??

Fake Alex Michaels said...

Dis is Bullsheeet I'm taking the Saints

Anonymous said...

Rumpole - Why don't you host a blog judicial poll. Her's my list, every circuit judge in the building in order and with comments. Who else will post there list?

Milton Hirsch -- Obvious #1. A justice in waiting. In a class by himself.
Richard Hersch -- Gotta love lifelong defense lawyers on the bench. Runs a tight ship.
Miguel De La O -- Beloved by all but too young to rate higher. Brains and judicial demeanor.
Nushin Sayfie -- Solid, exxperienced, no nonsense with a PD's sensibility.
Diane Ward -- Tough but fair. Another great former defense lawyer.
Dennis Murphy -- Also beloved. Gruff but fun.
Al Milian -- A rock star. Will soon rocket to the top three.
Robert Luck -- Already has overbearing demeanor of a federal judge. Makes up for it with brains.
Maria Tinkler Mendez -- Nice lady, okay judge. Would be bottom quarter except she is so much better than the ones below.
Dava Tunis -- A terror, but smart.
Rodolfo Ruiz -- Excitable, still new to circuit. May be a keeper but needs more seasoning.
Joe Fernandez -- He's Joe, what's not to like.
Yvonne Colodny -- Still a PD, will alsways be a PD.
Maria Elena Verde -- Nice. If she knew what she was doing, she would rate much higher.
Rodney Smith -- If was at work more often and I could understand what he says I might rate him higher.
Teresa Pooler -- Nice but judicial demeanor needs work. More brains would mean higher rating.
Ellen Venzer -- Inappropriate personified.
Mindy Glazer -- Needs to lower the bond amounts!!!
Veronica Diaz -- Nice lady, but no one's home and she needs to stop texting on the bench!!!!
Stephen Millan - no brains, inappropriate, and ssssllllooooowwwww. Deserves an even lower rating but competition is stiff at the bottom.
Jeri Beth Cohen - How many laws can she break a day and not get brought before the JQC????
Jason Bloch -- Maybe Scott's worst appointment.
Christina Miranda -- Great diva, terrible judge.
Jorge Rodriguez Chomat -- Can't understand him. Rodney Smith with less brains.
Victoria Brennan -- Mean, mean spirited, not very bright.
Stacy Glick -- Brennan but dumber and a little nicer.

Anonymous said...

The REN a venue has 24 new 78 inch curved screen TVs. Outrageous. The menu today?
Titos hand crafted vodka bloody MaryS are the drink of the day. South China Sea monkfish "meatballs". Pork spare ribs slow cooked for two days. Vaca frita. Maduros (organic) and the dude flew in 250 Maine lobsters. 2 1/2 pounders. Have em however you want em.
I'm staying here through the 8pm green Bay game.

Anonymous said...

12:15: really insightful comments. Worthy of a high school mean-girl slumber party.

Anonymous said...

This Tampa Bay route of the Saints is going to make the survivor pool lonely place.

Fake colby said...

I sincerely hope that dope weisman picked the Saints from his chair at the bar at Fridays.

Real Fake Former Judge. said...

Chargers losing. Oh woe is me. Not even my faithful pooch burpee can help me feel better.

Anonymous said...

Miami had the REN
The greatest place to eat
They serve the food on a plate
It feels just like fate.

Fish beef or hen
It never is the same
Cause when you're talking great eats
You're dinning at The REN (A venue)

Fake Kenny said...

Uhho Falcons take late lead over Giants. Colby on the ropes second week in a row.
Goodbye Colby
Goodbye Colby.
goodbye Colby
We hate to see you go.

Anonymous said...

And it's all over in New Jersey as the wr drops a Peyton pass on 4th and ten. The Giants lose. The Giants Lose. Theeeee GIANTS LOSE
AND that means goodbye to you know who.

Kenneth Weisman said...

I'm out! I Colby-ed out at Week 2!

Fake alex Michaels said...

You got shumied. Ha ha ha. I say I pick the saints to trick everyone but in reality I pick the Ravens but only Rumpole know dat. Old Romanian survivor pool trick. Vorks every time. suckers. I am dee best and you are dee vorst.

Fake Alex Michaels said...

Dis is Bullsheeet. Ravens can't lose to f'ing Raiders. I demand to be let back in. I am dee best I am not like deese idiots colby and veisman and De LA o. Vat kinda name is dat anyvay? Of De o. In Romania vee spit on people vit name like dat.

The REN said...

In honor of our departed friends the boys at the REN a venue will be changing their name with Rumpole's permission next week and make a pick as Kenny /Colby- COLBY-Kenny.
It's our pleaure to honor the two clowns of the survivor pool. They never had a chance but thru made playing fun. We will miss them.